Chapelbate 

(verb,) 1. The act of masturbating in church during a service in the same manner that Paul Reuben masturbated in a movie theater, or the way that Anthony Weiner once masturbated in public. 2. Especially, the act of masturbating on property owned by Christian Fellowship Ministries, or the Jehovah's Witnesses.

1. I heard you think of Bill Cosby while you Chapelbate. 2. Anyone know where to find new material to Chapelbate to?

Chapelbate by Buttfuckme June 2, 2017

chaterbate 

Masturbating while on a chat group

I was jerking off while April described her wetness on the chaterbate group

chaterbate by footes March 19, 2014

chapterbate 

to masturbate while reading

"Aw man I was reading twilight the other day and all the talk about vampires and blood got me so excited I had to chapterbate"

chapterbate by MrPickleTickler January 1, 2012

Chapelbating 

The act of masturbating during a church service. Most likely, it's the man sitting in the back row all by himself. He's been caught chapelbating before, but they don't want to kick him out of the church because they're trying to be good people. So, no one sits around that one guy in the back.

Man #1: "I think I hear that guy in the back Chapelbating, bro."

Man #2: "Yeah, he's that guy that does that. No one sits around him because of it."

Chapelbating by SoHighThatIFeelLikeDying April 4, 2011

chabelabteeped 

when someone dies so you or someone blow up the planet of Jupiter

Jake chabelabteeped

chabelabteeped by anonymous December 29, 2022

Chalbate 

Chalbate is a pomeranian dog that has slight tan skin and is a girl community dog who has contributed to revolt against the government, she hates Babate and wants Kalbate back

I love Chalbate!

Chalbate by bearcatbao June 2, 2025