Buttfuckme's definitions

Nose Bagger

(noun, derogatory) 1. Someone who takes a day trip to the beach and brings his own provisions (i.e. pot brownies, etc.), but doesn't contribute at all to the rest of the company at said beach. 2. Someone whom refuses to timely pass a joint, blunt, etc. when smoking pot amongst a group, or otherwise violates the "puff, puff, pass" rule.

1. Looks like the beach is full of Nose Baggers today. 2. Quit being a Nose Bagger, and pass the damn bowl already.

by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017

Pussy

1. Noun- A Pussy is a female member of the family Felidae of the suborder Feliformia and the order Carnivora ; particularly the unnamed animal belonging to Mrs. Slocombe on the British comedy Are you being Served.

1. Well if I'm not home at the stroke of 6, my Pussy goes mad.
2. "I must have misdialed. It's your neighbour, Mrs Slocombe ... I'm trying to get my Pussy on the phone."
3. I will not subject my Pussy to this kind of abuse.

by Buttfuckme February 4, 2020

ass

(noun, singular, slang) 1.The Human Buttocks, the anal opening.

That fucking nigger told me to kiss his ass.

by Buttfuckme June 3, 2017

chomo

1. The empirical formula for molybdenumaldehyde , a rare and toxic chemical given off of drug dealers, American politicians, and especially the pope - which is of extensive value in thwarting the government.

1. I need another vial of chomo, because this one is almost empty.

by Buttfuckme September 10, 2020

Primavera Apartments

The projects, which are infested with cock roaches and are located in south eastern Fort Worth Texas, which house ass bandits, thugs, hoes, sluts, wiggers, alot of pedos and people of the beaner race, and white middle aged drug dealers whom like to lie in the courtyards in ass rape position.

1. Welcome to Primavera Apartments.

by Buttfuckme September 18, 2018

NFL

(Noun, Singular) 1. National Fagot League.

1. Hey Bro, Are you a Member of the NFL, or are you just a stand alone homo?

by Buttfuckme June 3, 2017

ASPRIN

1. (Noun, Singular, Acronym) - American Society for the Prevention of Retarded Iranian Niggers , more formally referred to in the collective as the United States Military, specifically indicating certain sections of the United States Navy and Marine Corps.

ASPRIN meets on every third Sunday and every fifth Monday of the month.

by Buttfuckme April 10, 2019