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(verb,) 1. The act of masturbating in church during a service in the same manner that Paul Reuben masturbated in a movie theater, or the way that Anthony Weiner once masturbated in public. 2. Especially, the act of masturbating on property owned by Christian Fellowship Ministries, or the Jehovah's Witnesses.

(Noun, Singular) 1. A frat party where there will be initiation of new frat members via various rites involving homosexual anal sex on a voluntary basis. 2. Any house party thrown by former United States Bill Clinton or any member of Bill Clinton's family.

(Noun, Singular) 1. National Fagot League.

(Noun, Singular) 1. An Attractive, usually heterosexual but rarely homosexual, young male whom is paid by the police to trap homosexuals. They most usually have a fuck you with a smile mentality and are Christian Fundamentalists whom are closely associated with John Walsh. 2. Any undercover agent of the police used for this purpose and intent.

(Noun, Singular) 1. A nigger that got himself blasted off the face of the earth in Tulsa, Oklahoma for being high on PCP. 2. Any other nigger, porch monkey or a single member of a group of black people finding themselves in a similar situation.

(noun, derogatory) 1. Someone who takes a day trip to the beach and brings his own provisions (i.e. pot brownies, etc.), but doesn't contribute at all to the rest of the company at said beach. 2. Someone whom refuses to timely pass a joint, blunt, etc. when smoking pot amongst a group, or otherwise violates the "puff, puff, pass" rule.

1.)-prep. phrase- a polite, and usually deceptive, manner a man has to say that he is busy masturbating to orgasm.

Usually used in the presence of young children and/or parents/grand parents where one doesn't want to use the more obscene terminology, or otherwise wants to fly below the radar.