Buttfuckme's definitions

ACUL

1. (Noun, Internet Abbreviation, from ABDL, Not to be confused with pedophilia, Nonderrog. ) Adult Child Underwear Lover. Similar to ABDL in basic principle, but inflecting an age range not accurate to the term "baby", or manner involving underwear as opposed to a diaper; used to to increase specification.

1. (Internet chat) Are you into ACUL?

by Buttfuckme January 19, 2024

pansexual

1. Someone who will try to fuck each and every man, woman , child , and German Sheppard they lay their perverted eyes on; a super mega whore. 2. Someone who wants to fuck various items of cookware including but not limited to a frying pan or Asian wok.

1. I heard John is a pansexual - he was caught having an orgy with a woman, her boyfriend, and the dog last night. 2. Kevin gets an erection every time he enters the kitchen. He must be Pansexual.

by Buttfuckme July 24, 2019

(sh¹t)²

1. Noun, standard sci. Notation : The scientific equation for the properties of shit and laws of shit; In practice Mostly used to evade the most ceramic hardware and/or software profanity and copyright filters of Google's latest invention.

1. This is (sh¹t)², Oh this is (sh¹t)²; I'm not looking for answers because they're out of your remit!

by Buttfuckme April 20, 2023

Błędnie przepisany kod!

An expression that a Pollack , Pole, or other Poland national uses when confronted with their own inconsistent statements in a court of law. It is used often by Jews but is not necessarily restricted to Jewish people.

What? You call me a liar? Błędnie przepisany kod!

by Buttfuckme July 31, 2019

Puerto Rican Nachos

1. (noun, vulgar) -- A customary dish eaten by Puerto Ricans that uses human shit instead of refried beans, on top of a tortilla chip, and usually toped with onions and garlic to fight back the stench. Said dish is most usually eaten as a sexual act.

1. Hey fag , have you eaten the Puerto Rican Nachos recently, or have you just been sucking ass?

by Buttfuckme December 7, 2017

Paradiddle

1. Verb, From Para- as in Paratrooper, and -diddle, to have sex with, with the connotation of molestation : to use an aircraft of any kind to aid, abett, etc. the sexual moleatation of a minor.

1. Jeffery Epstien had a Paradiddle party with Stephen Hawking and Leonardo DiCaprio.

by Buttfuckme January 10, 2024

CHOMO

1. The empirical formula for molybdenumaldehyde , a rare and toxic chemical given off the naked bodies of drug dealers, American politicians, and especially the pope - which is of extensive value in thwarting the government.

1. I need another vial of CHOMO, because this one is almost empty.

by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020