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(Noun, Singular) 1. National Fagot League.
1. Hey Bro, Are you a Member of the NFL, or are you just a stand alone homo?
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A nice Jewish Boy who eats lots of bagels, and Plays the violin, who is greedy and dishonest as fuck, and who secretly engaged in homosexual sex at his bar mitzvah.
1. Larry, quit being a professional jew and get the fuck out of the bagel shop
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1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).
1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.
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1. The empirical formula for molybdenumaldehyde , a rare and toxic chemical given off the naked bodies of drug dealers, American politicians, and especially Nancy Pelosi and the pope - which is of extensive value in thwarting the government.
1. I need another vial of CHOMO, because this one is almost empty.
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1. The empirical formula for molybdenumaldehyde , a rare and toxic chemical given off of drug dealers, American politicians, and especially the pope - which is of extensive value in thwarting the government.
1. I need another vial of chomo, because this one is almost empty.
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1. The empirical formula for molybdenumaldehyde , a rare and toxic chemical given off the naked bodies of drug dealers, American politicians, and especially the pope - which is of extensive value in thwarting the government.
1. I need another vial of CHOMO, because this one is almost empty.
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