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A nice Jewish Boy who eats lots of bagels, and Plays the violin, who is greedy and dishonest as fuck, and who secretly engaged in homosexual sex at his bar mitzvah.
1. Larry, quit being a professional jew and get the fuck out of the bagel shop
by Buttfuckme August 1, 2019
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To hide an email, or any other kind of server in your bathroom and delete evidence from it when you know the FBI will be kicking in your door with a search warrant any second.
1. Don't pull a Clinton.
by Buttfuckme March 28, 2018
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(Noun, Singular) 1. An Attractive, usually heterosexual but rarely homosexual, young male whom is paid by the police to trap homosexuals. They most usually have a fuck you with a smile mentality and are Christian Fundamentalists whom are closely associated with John Walsh. 2. Any undercover agent of the police used for this purpose and intent.
1. Are you happy to see me, or are you just Gay Dirt?
by Buttfuckme June 4, 2017
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1. The sentence a man gets, in years of Child Support, when he has sex with a dishonest female that refuses to take responsibility for her actions and get an abortion.
1. I had sex with Brittany Spears and got Eighteen Years.

2. I feel you, I'm doing thirty-six years, myself.
by Buttfuckme April 2, 2021
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1. The empirical formula for molybdenumaldehyde , a rare and toxic chemical given off the naked bodies of drug dealers, American politicians, and especially Nancy Pelosi and the pope - which is of extensive value in thwarting the government.
1. I need another vial of CHOMO, because this one is almost empty.
by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020
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1. The empirical formula for molybdenumaldehyde , a rare and toxic chemical given off of drug dealers, American politicians, and especially the pope - which is of extensive value in thwarting the government.
1. I need another vial of chomo, because this one is almost empty.
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1. The empirical formula for molybdenumaldehyde , a rare and toxic chemical given off the naked bodies of drug dealers, American politicians, and especially the pope - which is of extensive value in thwarting the government.
1. I need another vial of CHOMO, because this one is almost empty.
by Buttfuckme September 12, 2020
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