chaterbate
chaterbate by footes March 19, 2014
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Chapelbate
(verb,) 1. The act of masturbating in church during a service in the same manner that Paul Reuben masturbated in a movie theater, or the way that Anthony Weiner once masturbated in public. 2. Especially, the act of masturbating on property owned by Christian Fellowship Ministries, or the Jehovah's Witnesses.
1. I heard you think of Bill Cosby while you Chapelbate. 2. Anyone know where to find new material to Chapelbate to?
Chapelbate by Buttfuckme June 2, 2017
chatterbating
Quagmire and Rickie were chatterbating on MSN last night and made messes on their keyboards.
Chatterbating only leaves one hand free to type with.
Chatterbating only leaves one hand free to type with.
chatterbating by Quag and Cleaveland April 8, 2010
Chaturbate ( . Y . )
What is chaturbate. It's only the best free live sex chat sites with 1000's of naked girls that you can peek into there bedrooms anytime of the day or night for free at chaturbate.com
www.SkypeSexting.com
www.SkypeSexting.com
After my wife caught me fapping my disco stick for 16 hours on chaturbate she forced me to eat her soggy box for 3 hours after she just got off the neighbors pogo stick. Chaturbate ( . Y . )
Chaturbate ( . Y . ) by Thedurb November 16, 2019
chawsterbate
Joe: "Hey guys, I was thinking of going spike hunting and sitting on the biggest one! Wanna join?"
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."
chawsterbate by meatpacker69 October 20, 2012
chaturbate
chaturbate by wassupyoyo August 22, 2011
Chaturbate
A free live webcam site. THough 90% of the "models" on their broadcasting are gross there are the few that are actually hot and fun to chat with and put on a good show.
Unlike other live webcam sites where one person pays to go private, chaturbate everyone can see and the model is based on tips.
Though many people on the site actually just masturbate and broadcast for free without expecting any pay out.
It's supposedly the fastest live webcam site. It's great if you want more of an interaction, and not just a boring recorded video.
Unlike other live webcam sites where one person pays to go private, chaturbate everyone can see and the model is based on tips.
Though many people on the site actually just masturbate and broadcast for free without expecting any pay out.
It's supposedly the fastest live webcam site. It's great if you want more of an interaction, and not just a boring recorded video.
Chaturbate by feces face August 24, 2012
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