champtone

the sludge that is left on a man's penis after a long orgy.

"I just got back from the greatest sex party."
"No WAY!"
"Dude, check out this champtone!"

by Mike the sexistentialist October 24, 2011

champaine

Drinking champagne and doing cocaine

Wanna hang out for some champaine this week-end

by Villus May 24, 2016

gold star champion

An overachiever who has the consistently annoying habit of hijacking any conversation into an advertisement of his or her successes to anyone within ear range so that he or she can get some cheap validation; usually someone who was a top students in elementary school who hoarded the gold star stickers and used them as a (self-defined) standard of superiority

_________ had a habit of steering any fun night at the bar into letting people know about his/her newest top academic scores. She's/He's such a fucking gold star champion.

by Icannadoeet February 9, 2013

Champions Club

When you cheat on your significant other

Austin: "I never see my girlfriend man, I need to get some pussy"
Gabe: "You can always join the champions club"

by Gabe Jones March 16, 2019

Champagne confetti

To squirt. Female ejaculation.

You won't regret me
Champagne confetti
I wanna see it
In motion
In 3D
-JungKook of BTS

by Xo_MissVee September 28, 2023

champagne problem

A problem or dilemma that, when compared to issues of poverty, national disasters and war, are not all that big of a deal, but nonetheless provide individuals with issues that must be dealt with.

Evelyn hit the Facebook friend limit of 5,000. A champagne problem for sure, but a problem nonetheless.

by sfcityboy November 22, 2011

Champagne Papi

Drake's username on Instagram. I don't even know why.

Why the actual fuck is drake's Instagram name Champagne Papi. Da fuq?

by Doglover1324 July 2, 2018