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Championed 

When an officer or superior in your chain of command plays constant pranks and/or continually harasses his/her inferior, making it difficult for said inferior to work or function properly. Named for the harassment one suffers under the rule of CPT Champion.
SPC Green was championed all day while he was trying to work in the aid station. He was very unproductive due to being championed so much.
Championed by Green_Machine June 1, 2011

gold star champion 

An overachiever who has the consistently annoying habit of hijacking any conversation into an advertisement of his or her successes to anyone within ear range so that he or she can get some cheap validation; usually someone who was a top students in elementary school who hoarded the gold star stickers and used them as a (self-defined) standard of superiority
_________ had a habit of steering any fun night at the bar into letting people know about his/her newest top academic scores. She's/He's such a fucking gold star champion.
gold star champion by Icannadoeet February 9, 2013

Champions Club 

Austin: "I never see my girlfriend man, I need to get some pussy"
Gabe: "You can always join the champions club"
Champions Club by Gabe Jones March 16, 2019

corruption of champions 

A weird adult turn based rpg developed in flash that involves an adventurer facing against many weird fetishes. Made by Fenoxo.
I've played through corruption of champions and I gotta say I 've been raped by demons, goblins, cow men, dog morphs, tentacles, spider people, harpies, statues, sharks, slimes, foxes, lizards, witches, bugs, and tigers in one play through.

matt champion 

a fucking daddy that will leave your legs quaking with every verse he has in a brockhampton song.
"wow, matt champion is an incredibly lyrcist!"
"agreed!"

championized 

To engross oneself entirely at a champion level, whereas a person becomes a champion in all respects. The state of being "championized" can come and go, however it usually lasts longer under the influence of alcohol.
After drinking three beers in 5 minutes Joe exclaimed, "I am championized."
championized by JSharkey September 28, 2006
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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