cellus

God-tier Human this is the best fucking nickname you can find lets be honest here. Cellus is someone who is most likely going to be a president make sure to give them lots of high fives and shit cause all cellus people like that shit.

Oh shit yo this dudes crazy no dout his name is cellus.

by Anon123765 January 28, 2021

collusionism

Living in the State in which you do not know if what you are hearing, seeing or speaking is actually true.

The Nightly News just declared finally that we are living in a world under Collusionism and that there was no need for them to lie to us anymore.

by Milton William Cooper ll May 18, 2017

Brain Cells

While you are reading this you are losing braincells. You should stop... Now

Ryan's Brain Cells were lost in a book accident.. He smacked himself in the head with the book.

by RJ Mason January 28, 2018

White blood cells

White blood cells are cells inside of your body that kill of viruses, especially if if recognizes the virus. Vaccines are weakened or dead viruses that go into your body to help the white blood cells kill it so that if it encounters the alive form of the virus it could kill it easier. In addition, eating fruits and vegetables and especially onions can give the body and white blood cells vitamins and minerals and especially sulfer to help you kill off viruses and bacteria more. Also, kids get dirty and eat dirt and stuff that falls on the ground and that's OK (at least it used to be until coronavirus ruined it so we all got to wear masks and not eat stuff from the floor). Their white blood cells can fight it off and familiarize itself with bacteria and viruses. As long as they wash their hands afterwards and always after using the bathroom. Adults should also wash their hands when they use the bathroom. Some people died from the coronavirus. Some people got better, but they lost their sense of smell. White blood cells also help you fight off measles, mumps, rubella, meningitis, the flu, the common cold, chicken pox, and more. White blood cells are also in cartoon form in the movie, Osmosis Jones and the show Ozzy and Drix. The sky blue guy is Osmosis Jones (Ozzy, white blood cell) and the red and yellow guy is Drix (cold pill).

Tyler: I got a cold, but I'm drinking emergen-C and eating onion and avocado salad with lime and salt with rice and chicken. If it gets worse, I'll take a cold pill.

*gets worse
Tyler: Takes cold pill.
*white blood cell and cold pill attacking the common cold.
*4 days later

Tyler: Hey, my cold is all gone! Thanks white blood cells and cold pill.

by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023

Cells at Work

An anime that takes place inside of the human body, where each character represents a cell. It's mostly about a clumsy red blood cell running after an emo white blood cell who kicks bacteria ass while screaming "Die"

Each episode depicts a different problem inside the human body, and it's funny even though it actually teaches you stuff. tbh this should just replace biology class.

Ever since I watched Cells at Work, I feel sorry every time I injure myself. Imagine how many cute lil blood cells I just killed.

by drzech April 29, 2020

collusionist

A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The largest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert. Their views and positions are all based on true actual data as when compared to the “Conspiracy Theorist”. Which in turn, their views should always be regarded or addressed to as them being off their Medications and if they are not presently taking any Medications, they need to be immediately prescribed as to conform to the true “Collusionist’s” Pre-Approved Stance on the issue being currently discussed.

The “Collusionist’s” Research and Data, is also notably regarded for their accuracy relating to any controversial subject matter. These Individuals, Groups or Societies can be often be seen, heard or read about and are frequently much quoted as such, on all the major Mainstream Media(MSM) News Outlets present today.

The word “Collusionist” being used properly in a sentence;

“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”

by Milton William Cooper ll March 10, 2017

collusionist

Dear Urban Dictionary,

I made some grammar errors on my definition. Below is a more correct version of it. Could you publish this one instead?

Thank you, Hugo

Collusionist:

A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The greatest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert. Their views and positions are all based on true actual data as when compared to the “Conspiracy Theorist”. Which in turn, their views should always be regarded or addressed to as them being off their Medications and if they are not presently taking any Medications, they need to be immediately prescribed as to conform to the true “Collusionist’s” Pre-Approved Stance on the issue being currently discussed.

The “Collusionist’s” Research and Data, is also notably regarded for their accuracy relating to any controversial subject matter. These Individuals, Groups or Societies can be often be seen, heard or read about and are frequently much quoted as such, on all the major Mainstream Media(MSM) News Outlets present today.

The word “Collusionist” being used properly in a sentence;

“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”

By Hugo B. Gonzalez, a.k.a., elkabong, Robert W. Johnson and Milton William Cooper ll

by Milton William Cooper ll March 10, 2017