If you need help, he is always there. He will make you laugh and always put a smile on your face.
No matter what you do, or how you act, he will always love you. Prepare to be jealous when another girl starts to fall for him, because he is charming like that. But if he is committed to you, he will stay by your side forever.
No one knows you like he does, because he will take the time to know you. To ask questions. To care about you.
Be regretful when he is gone, because there will never be another guy like him. Ever.
He won't judge, or jump to conclusions, but he is human and will get defensive just like anyone else.
He is an amazing, loyal, energetic friend and lover.
He has the best taste in music.
Jimmy: So you going to Warped Tour this year?
Timmy: Hell yeah, man! I'm taking Ozzy!

Or:

Jill: OMG! Who is THAT? He's so AWESOME!
Tammy: That's Ozzy...
by SpamForSuckers August 22, 2010
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John 'Ozzy' Osbourne -

--1. Prince Of Darkness

--2. Black Sabbath Lead Vocals

--3. Everyone's Favorite Druggie

Ozzy osbourne is known widely for snorting ants, and biting the heads off of doves and a bat, and trying to kill his wife, Sharon, multiple times. This man is one of the most widely known celeberty.
"Of All The Things I've Lost, I Miss My Mind The Most."
by Swatkowski November 22, 2003
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The God of rock, founder of Ozzfest

also a dog that likes to eat manatee stuffed animals
whoa look at that guy rock the stage!!! he is sooo Ozzy

AHHH!!! what are you doing !!! you ate my girlfriends MANATEE!!!!!!!
by Sarah April 06, 2005
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The original frontman for heavy metal's greatest band: BLACK SABBATH!

Usually known to the youth as "that stoner dude" or "one braindead mofo".

Most of today's youth are a huge fan of him or Sabbath, because...he kicks fuckin' ass.

He totally revolutionized Heavy Metal, with the help of Tony Immoi, Geezer Butler, and Bill Ward..and who can forget Randy Rhoads?
All Aboard The Crazy Train!

HAH HAH HAH!
AYE AYE AYE! :)
by SuperSonicX August 28, 2004
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The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He can be sweet and sensitive and overprotective all at once. He fights for what he believes in, and will never back down if he feels that the one he cares for is in danger. He doesn't cuss every other word, in fact he tries not to cuss at all. He may be mistaken for an emo, but really he is just not afraid to share his emotions. He is human unlike what most guys want you to believe. He is a hard worker by nature, but he never has to work very hard to make his girlfriend smile. He loves those people in his heart like there is no tomorrow. He is attractive but his personality is absolutely stunning and unique. He treats girls with the upmost respect. Loyal he will be, honesty is the best policy for him. A good friend he is, he can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough.He is a friend to keep, and a guy to love. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He can be spontaneous, but he prefers to ask your preference before doing anything that could possibly be upsetting or taken the wrong way, he is the ultimate man!
Wow your dating Ozzy !
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Proof that an old drunken druggie can still become rich, famous, and have everything in life.

An inspiration to us all.

Also an incredibly amazing singer, both as a solo artist and with Black Sabbath, the most important band since The Beatles.
Ozzy is, quite simply, God.
by Joe Kuehn January 16, 2007
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