If you need help, he is always there. He will make you laugh and always put a smile on your face.
No matter what you do, or how you act, he will always love you. Prepare to be jealous when another girl starts to fall for him, because he is charming like that. But if he is committed to you, he will stay by your side forever.
No one knows you like he does, because he will take the time to know you. To ask questions. To care about you.
Be regretful when he is gone, because there will never be another guy like him. Ever.
He won't judge, or jump to conclusions, but he is human and will get defensive just like anyone else.
He is an amazing, loyal, energetic friend and lover.
He has the best taste in music.
Jimmy: So you going to Warped Tour this year?
Timmy: Hell yeah, man! I'm taking Ozzy!


Jill: OMG! Who is THAT? He's so AWESOME!
Tammy: That's Ozzy...
by SpamForSuckers August 22, 2010
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Ozzy (also known Osmosis Jones) is a white blood cell. Ozzy hangs out with Drix, a cold pill. Together, Ozzy and Drix fight viruses inside of Frank's body in the movie, Osmosis Jones. In the show, Ozzy and Drix, Ozzy and Drix and Scarlett Fever got sucked inside of a mosquito. Then Ozzy and Drix and Scarlett Fever went to Hector when Hector got sucked by the mosquito and Hector killed the mosquito. Then Ozzy and Drix and Scarlett Fever entered Hector's body. Ozzy and Drix defeated Scarlett Fever. Then Ozzy and Drix have adventures killing viruses and bacteria and other stuff.
Ozzy (white blood cell): You're cornered, Scarlett Fever!

Drix (cold pill): Yeah!
Scarlett Fever: You can't stop me!

Mosquito: *inserts straw.

*sucking noises begin.
*Ozzy, Drix, and Scarlett Fever gets sucked into the mosquito, leaving Frank's adult body.
*Mosquito flies to Hector the kid's body.

*Mosquito sucks Hector's blood.

*Hector kills the mosquito.

*Scarlett Fever sneaks into Hector's body.
Maria amino (white blood cell): We got to rescue them.

A team of cells take Ozzy and Drix inside of Hector's body.

*Ozzy and Drix defeats Scarlett Fever.
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John 'Ozzy' Osbourne -

--1. Prince Of Darkness

--2. Black Sabbath Lead Vocals

--3. Everyone's Favorite Druggie

Ozzy osbourne is known widely for snorting ants, and biting the heads off of doves and a bat, and trying to kill his wife, Sharon, multiple times. This man is one of the most widely known celeberty.
"Of All The Things I've Lost, I Miss My Mind The Most."
by Swatkowski November 22, 2003
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Ozzy: Ozzy is the best school friend. He has long brown hair. Ozzy is usually funny and really likes fun.
Natelie: Who is your best friend?
Gabriel: Probably Ozzy.
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The original frontman for heavy metal's greatest band: BLACK SABBATH!

Usually known to the youth as "that stoner dude" or "one braindead mofo".

Most of today's youth are a huge fan of him or Sabbath, because...he kicks fuckin' ass.

He totally revolutionized Heavy Metal, with the help of Tony Immoi, Geezer Butler, and Bill Ward..and who can forget Randy Rhoads?
All Aboard The Crazy Train!

by SuperSonicX August 28, 2004
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Your so Ozzy.
by MSM2 July 31, 2003
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The God of rock, founder of Ozzfest

also a dog that likes to eat manatee stuffed animals
whoa look at that guy rock the stage!!! he is sooo Ozzy

AHHH!!! what are you doing !!! you ate my girlfriends MANATEE!!!!!!!
by Sarah April 6, 2005
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