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Cellous talk is cheap, but money buys the airtime.
cellous by Hercolena Oliver March 28, 2009

beat callous 

Noun. The stretched and calloused skin between the head of the penis and mid shaft that develops from frequent masturbation.
"Dude, my beat callous stings, I should stop beating it."
emotionally hardened; cold-blooded and indurate to public opinion;
I have become so callous towards your constant critizizam
Callous by Eloise. December 17, 2008

Beer callous 

When opening too many twist off beer bottle caps, you develop callouses on the fingers involved.
Did you see the beer callouses on that guy, he must be a bartender.
Beer callous by Mdigger March 23, 2010
A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything.
Cellou is VERY FREESH
Cellou by FRESH_MAN December 15, 2016

callous phallus 

A common symptom of an STD exhibited by a man.
"Dude, don't sleep with Gertrude- she gave Esteban a bad case of callous phallus!"
callous phallus by R-McMeezy November 16, 2009