cellusional 

The act of losing awareness with the world around you because you are so engrossed with texting or surfing the net on your smart phone.

I noticed Erin updating her facebook status on the elevator this morning; she was so cellusional she got off on the wrong floor again.

cellusional by DSCO September 4, 2010

collusional

characterized by the denial of criminal or treasonous conspiracy that is contradicted by reality or rational argument

collusion + delusional

There is growing evidence that Donald Trump is collusional.

collusional by jason is a social scientist May 10, 2018

collusionpallooza 

The act of two or more friends playing at the same poker table and/or tournament while feeding each other information. Specifically in online play.

Hey cowboy, what do you say Sunday afternoon we do a little collusionpallooza on a No Limit Hold Em' table and make a few dollars?

collusionpallooza by SoonerColluder September 11, 2010

cholusional 

A white person who acts like, or hangs out with cholos way too much and thinks that they are a cholo.

"dude, that guy over there hangs out with those cholos all day. He's totally cholusional!"

cholusional by hobo floe March 12, 2008

coolusional 

Being so cool its delusional.

Dave and Kenny are coolusional.

coolusional by DW905 November 30, 2011

Ellusional

Essence of being hard to be found or caught especially in the context of nyc politics, criminal justice or dating scene

Dougie is so ellusional that his tech bro qualities make him hard to be understood by his gurl Joy

Ellusional by Chutneylix November 23, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005