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Catmando 

Something that only a cat can do, but what a man attempts to do, such as fall from a roof on their back and land on their feet.
"He just attempted a catmando! Too bad he broke his legs on that fall!"
Catmando by Mr Natural June 1, 2007
Related Words

catmandu 

A sly, cat-man pimp. He'll kill you faster than you can say "shenanigans".
Help, Catmandu is after me!
catmandu by Pr0ph3t April 4, 2003

carminda 

Carminda is a one of a kind girl. She is irresistible, strong-headed, and smart. She leads with her heart, and is very protective of her friends and family. Carminda is witty, enjoys puns, and can be extremely sarcastic. She is entertaining, and tells very long stories, not sparing a single detail. Beware, if she is interrupted, she will remember exactly where she left off. She is beautiful, sexy, and has a great smile. Carminda is a snack! She is extremely strong, but holds up a wall protecting herself from emotions. The man or woman who wins her heart faught tooth and nail for her, and is very lucky to be chosen. However, her heart is tender. She is your wingman, your bartender, your best friend.
Is Carminda coming? The party's nothing without her!

Carminda, make me a drink.

"He's into Carminda." "Damn, tell him good luck!"
"Carminda's a snack." "A snack? She's a five course meal!"
carminda by diilarnmindcontest69 December 21, 2017

Carmindy 

Carmindy is a kind-hearted soul. She will always advocate for her closet friends and family no matter what. And is no way is she a slut. She is faithful and loyal to her partners. But Carmindy can also be funky and very swag in any situation. She’s someone everyone wants to be friends with. She’s loved and loves those around her. Carmindy is very beautiful both inside and out. She’s the best friend to have once you get to know her.
Carmindy is so swag!
I want to be friends with Carmindy
Carmindy by jellybean!! April 11, 2022

dirty carmindy 

When a girl stalks your crush for weeks and then dyes her hair blond and goes up to him and straight f*cks him on the spot.

Catmandingo

The most ferocious thing you'll ever see in your life. Bred in a top secret Brazilian terrorist lab, the bastards who genetically engineered the Catmandingo had no idea what they were to unleash upon the world. Using their superior knowledge in the fields of genetics and awesome, they fused together three of the most dreaded creatures in known existence: a cat, capable of rubbing up against your leg or triggering some really bad allergies; a man, to most detrimental species to Earth as we know it; and a dingo, happy to eat any baby sacrifice offered to it. Upon it's birth, the Catmandingo rose from it's assumed prison and eviscerated everyone, leaving not a single uber-scientist alive to tell the tale. No one knows what happened to the Catmandingo, or where it went... Maybe it's right behind you, ready to rip your face of and use it to wipe it's Catmandingo ass.
Victim: Bill, can you hear me? Bill...? Hello...?
Catmandingo: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHWEJFBKBSDFBRAGH!