catmandu 

A sly, cat-man pimp. He'll kill you faster than you can say "shenanigans".

Help, Catmandu is after me!

catmandu by Pr0ph3t April 4, 2003

Catmando 

Something that only a cat can do, but what a man attempts to do, such as fall from a roof on their back and land on their feet.

"He just attempted a catmando! Too bad he broke his legs on that fall!"

Catmando by Mr Natural June 1, 2007

Catmandingo

The most ferocious thing you'll ever see in your life. Bred in a top secret Brazilian terrorist lab, the bastards who genetically engineered the Catmandingo had no idea what they were to unleash upon the world. Using their superior knowledge in the fields of genetics and awesome, they fused together three of the most dreaded creatures in known existence: a cat, capable of rubbing up against your leg or triggering some really bad allergies; a man, to most detrimental species to Earth as we know it; and a dingo, happy to eat any baby sacrifice offered to it. Upon it's birth, the Catmandingo rose from it's assumed prison and eviscerated everyone, leaving not a single uber-scientist alive to tell the tale. No one knows what happened to the Catmandingo, or where it went... Maybe it's right behind you, ready to rip your face of and use it to wipe it's Catmandingo ass.

Victim: Bill, can you hear me? Bill...? Hello...?
Catmandingo: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHWEJFBKBSDFBRAGH!

Catmandingo by Commander Shepard IV April 1, 2010

catmandoo 

HEEHEE LOVER BOYYYYYY

Catmandoo is such a Lover boyyyy

catmandoo by mmmmmm leahhhhhhhh February 6, 2021