catmin 

The management and admin of a cat instagram or social media account

I’ve just spent the last 5hrs doing catmin on my cat’s instagram page. We have 50 followers now so it’s worth it.

catmin by Lasherbradley June 27, 2020

Traffic Calming Measure 

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.

I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.

Traffic Calming Measure by AKACroatalin August 13, 2016

La Catrina 

An educational television show shown by teachers in Spanish classes. It is done in the form of a telenovela, and it's pretty much the cheesiest thing to ever be on Earth. It's about a really enthusiastic girl named Jamie who goes to Mexico with her classmate, Phillip. They go to a bunch of random places, enter a love triangle with an insanely horny guy named Carlos who works at a charity devoted to decreasing the use of pesticides and hates everything American, and get followed around by a creepy detective hired by a librarian that's actually supposed to guard them or something like that. The librarian also has a greasy assistant that keeps trying to hit on Jamie. (Basically, everyone is trying to hit on her.) Eventually, the chick gets all the land that her great grandmother owned back from some evil old politican and donates it to the pesticide charity. She decides to go back to America and leaves the horny Mexican guy devastated. It's memorable because of how completely ridiculous it is. Everybody dresses horrendously, and everything is just exaggerated. For proof on how terribly cheesy this is, look up "el baile de queso" on YouTube.

At least it's not el enredo

"MI BISABUELAAAAAA... La catrina!!!!

"Van a tu país, como todos los norteamericanos. ¡Tú, Jamie, TODOS!"

"Maríííía. Maria Linaaaaaaaares."

"GETHIM"

La Catrina by adamkrupinski May 5, 2013

Catmanified 

When someone that is super racist and 'based', start attaching themselves to anime characters and become different individuals

Holy crap Adam, Jose got catmanified, what will we do now?

Catmanified by UnknownChadism May 26, 2021

Carmina 

The most amazing, beautiful, intelligent girl you could ever ask for. Carmina is there to cheer up the ones in sorrow. She is the most caring friend anyone could ever meet. Carmina is the one walking the hallways at school with the kind, beautiful... Everyone and anyone will love her calm, sensitive heart of hers! She's one of the most caring people you'll meet, fights for her friends, but forgets about her own feelings. She's always giving advice to friends and listening to them without even thinking about her own feelings or problems. She feels like a burden when she talks about her feelings so instead, she prefers to smile and act okay. Everyone takes her self-degrading jokes lightly, but few know how insecure she truly is. Most people take her jokes lightly, and only worry sometimes. She tries to only trust a few people because she's scared of being attached and then being left alone. She knows she has friends who are always there for her, but she still thinks she has to fight her battles alone. She tends to have sudden periods of depression and pure sadness, where she smiles even though she's a second away from shattering. She fights for what she believes in and for everyone she loves. She can be a bit impulsive, but that's just her being silly. Her heart is fragile, and she loves all her friends. She would rather be in pain forever rather than watch one of her friends suffer. When she truly falls, she falls completely without looking back.

Damn! That carmina 's is so fragile

Carmina by Artemis myoung June 7, 2021

Catgina 

1. The art of using a cat as birth control

2. Using a cat as a form of abortion

3. Using a cat as a penis sock

4. The place where kittens come from

5. A cats vagina

'Johnny tried to fuck me last night but I made sure I put my Catgina in first.'

- 'Its the morning, and I feel ill.'
- 'Use this Catgina'
- 'I love you dad'

'Hand me that Catgina, my penis is cold'

'Dude I just saw the soggiest Catgina'

Catgina by BillyBigBollocks January 25, 2011

Catrina 

What Does Name "Catrina" Mean

You are cheerful and friendly, but are apt to have an emotional life. You like to have several lines of effort going at once. You are a good talker and promoter and seldom worry over anything. At times, you can be impatient, and impulsive. You have the ability to bring an idea to completion. You can express yourself joyously and constructively. You might be psychic, but not know it.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
Creative and outgoing, you are always looking for an opportunity to show your abilities, especially before audience. You are very flexible and likes to feel appreciated. You are looking for chances to mix with others socially and to communicate his ideas. You like to talk and can easily relate to different cultures and concepts. The biggest challenge for you is uncertainty. Easily getting bored, you can move from one job to another, switch projects and lovers. The high creative force can lead you either to happiness or unhappiness. If you understand your goals, if you can make major decisions in life and follow it directly and straight up without worry and uncertainty, you are able to achieve great heights.

Hi, my name is Catrina.

Catrina by Glitterngluemom January 17, 2017