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Catmanjoe 

Catmanjoe, sometimes shortened to simply CMJ, is a YouTuber that makes gaming video's 'Tutorials' 'Lets Plays' and plays Minecraft, known for his obsessive overuse of the word 'Guys' and Scottish accent.
"Catmanjoe is scientifically proven to be 30% more good looking than people who aren't subscribed to him"
Catmanjoe by FatManHoe October 9, 2018

catmandu 

A sly, cat-man pimp. He'll kill you faster than you can say "shenanigans".
Help, Catmandu is after me!
catmandu by Pr0ph3t April 4, 2003
A word that is used when one cannot spell commando because they are an illiterate idiot.
Dawg I'm totally going camando right now.
It's commando you fucking idiot, only a dipshit like you would forget your underwear.
camando by Montanadian March 8, 2008

Catmanjoe 

Catmanjoe is a Scottish YouTuber who lives in a ‘small town’ in Scotland. He now uploads Minecraft tutorials and livestreams regularly in the weekend after he left the platform ‘Vine’. He had many channels before his current one and now has over 30k subscribers one the Catmanjoe YouTube channel. he regularly collaborates and runs a podcast, and his father, Professor Gold also posts regularly. It was proven by Albert Oonsten in 2030 that if you subscribe to CMJ you get a holy hairline.
That Catmanjoe bloke sure is yes
Catmanjoe by ToenailMuncher87 May 29, 2020
to free ball it, to wear no underwear
Man, i love to camando, it feels nice
camando by jon martin March 29, 2004
To let your junk roam free with out being restricted by underwear.
Going camando makes for easy access.
camando by Pedrito May 28, 2006
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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