Pr0ph3t's definitions

muffinhead

Someone whose cranial structure and current hairdo, reflect that of a muffin-like shape or appearance.

Jarrod is a muffinhead. Look at that stupid haircut.

by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005

Sloth

A mischevious creature featured in the movie "The Goonies". He is deformed and likes chocolate. His friend is Chunk.

"Man, I have nightmares about Sloth coming to get me."

by Pr0ph3t March 28, 2003

crotch goblin

A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.

Get me to a hospital, a crotch goblin stole my crotch!

by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005

HoverRound

An extremely useful device for handicapped people or pirates. It is used to ride around on much like a motorized wheelchair.

"Man, I was at WalMart today and a pirate rode up to me on a HoverRound and yelled 'FUCK!!!' at me."

by Pr0ph3t March 28, 2003

pigglyfagfuck

A fat little creature, that tends to pop out during unexpected times. It is marked by its retarded little jiggly dance.

I hate that little pigglyfagfuck!

by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005

dropping the cosby kids off at the pool

Slang for taking a shit.

If you need me, i'll be dropping the cosby kids off at the pool.

by Pr0ph3t April 4, 2003

Solomon Grundy

A man who wants some pants.

"Solomon Grundy want pants, too"

by Pr0ph3t November 19, 2003