by wordbank20 April 2, 2022
Get the castlecard mug.large town in the west of Ireland, famous for its on/off rivalry with neighbouring smaller town Westport.Often simply refered to as "shit-hole" by its younger residents.Castlebar has much to offer visitors including never ending rain and fog, Buckfast and dutch gold partys,and a healthy dose of random violence.On a side note Castlebar has some bizzare simularitys with the fictional town of Silent Hill in that if you go into it you dont come out.
"some people say that the only good thing about castlebar is the road out of it.....well yea kinda have to use that road to get back in"
by CC (IRL) May 6, 2009
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Castleford is a little town in West Yorkshire.
This shitehole is called home by some 40,000 dregs of society, most of whom are blood related and don webbed feet due to the reduced genetic diversity that results from inbreeding (sleeping with ones sibling i.e Sister, Mother, Uncle, Dog, Goat etc).
The main method of transport in and around Castleford is the "push iron", known to everyone else as a bicycle. This mode of transport offers low enviromental impact and can be used by more than one person, simply stop someone riding a "Push Iron", and say "Na then, giz a krog", and voila!
Castleford is also home to the brand Burberry, infamous for it's quality line of "chav" clothing. If you visit Castleford, it will actually explain a lot about why most "chavs" wear burberry scarves around their faces. It is not to conceal their identity, no no, as most people who have been to this town will know, it absolutely stinks wherever you are, if you could imagine what the "Bog of Eternal Stench" in the film Labyrinth was like, i'm guessing it's not far off. The face scarf was designed to reduce the amount of awful odour settling in ones lungs, thus prolonging life!
Crime is also exceptionally high, mainly due to high poverty in the area, but also because when police run DNA tests, it comes back as a positive result for half of the population.
The best thing about Castleford is the M62. It allows you travel from Leeds to Hull without actually stepping foot in Castleford, or interacting with it's towns folk!
This shitehole is called home by some 40,000 dregs of society, most of whom are blood related and don webbed feet due to the reduced genetic diversity that results from inbreeding (sleeping with ones sibling i.e Sister, Mother, Uncle, Dog, Goat etc).
The main method of transport in and around Castleford is the "push iron", known to everyone else as a bicycle. This mode of transport offers low enviromental impact and can be used by more than one person, simply stop someone riding a "Push Iron", and say "Na then, giz a krog", and voila!
Castleford is also home to the brand Burberry, infamous for it's quality line of "chav" clothing. If you visit Castleford, it will actually explain a lot about why most "chavs" wear burberry scarves around their faces. It is not to conceal their identity, no no, as most people who have been to this town will know, it absolutely stinks wherever you are, if you could imagine what the "Bog of Eternal Stench" in the film Labyrinth was like, i'm guessing it's not far off. The face scarf was designed to reduce the amount of awful odour settling in ones lungs, thus prolonging life!
Crime is also exceptionally high, mainly due to high poverty in the area, but also because when police run DNA tests, it comes back as a positive result for half of the population.
The best thing about Castleford is the M62. It allows you travel from Leeds to Hull without actually stepping foot in Castleford, or interacting with it's towns folk!
Mother - "Na then' Roger, as tha sister done beefing about them lads that robbed er push iron?"
Son/Husband - " Nah mother/luv, she's reet upset, we'll ave ta go ta Teggies in Castleford for a new un, that'll stop er being proper radgey I tell thee!"
Son/Husband - " Nah mother/luv, she's reet upset, we'll ave ta go ta Teggies in Castleford for a new un, that'll stop er being proper radgey I tell thee!"
by CreamDJ October 16, 2008
Get the Castleford mug.Castleford is a lovely town about 10 miles south of leeds, located in yorkshire, it is home of the castleford tigers, who play in the superleague, and my friend is married to one of the players, the town resides 40,000 people all cool except for one person laura, Castleford is one of the five towns within the metropolitan borough of the City of Wakefield, it is near to pontefract.
Notable people
The sculptor Henry Moore was born in Castleford, the son of a miner; some of his work can be seen at the Yorkshire Sculpture Park at West Bretton.
Sir John Harman, former Chairman of the UK Environment Agency was born in the town.
In the BBC series Who Do You Think You Are? it was revealed that the ancestors of writer and broadcaster Jeremy Clarkson lived in Castleford and ran a factory producing Kilner pottery.
Viz Comic of Newcastle has two contributors from Castleford - Andy Hepworth and Carl Hollingsworth. One of Viz comics main artists is Pontefract's Simon Thorp.
Novelist Peter Robinson was born in Castleford
Notable people
The sculptor Henry Moore was born in Castleford, the son of a miner; some of his work can be seen at the Yorkshire Sculpture Park at West Bretton.
Sir John Harman, former Chairman of the UK Environment Agency was born in the town.
In the BBC series Who Do You Think You Are? it was revealed that the ancestors of writer and broadcaster Jeremy Clarkson lived in Castleford and ran a factory producing Kilner pottery.
Viz Comic of Newcastle has two contributors from Castleford - Andy Hepworth and Carl Hollingsworth. One of Viz comics main artists is Pontefract's Simon Thorp.
Novelist Peter Robinson was born in Castleford
by rangi chase July 25, 2009
Get the Castleford mug.a legend of a place. centre of the universe, just off kilcolgan city. it is often mistaken for its namesake although the castlegar in the suburbs of galway is truly a dump. it is extremely exclusive and so not many people get to live there...simply it is only for the truly cashel natives.
by gneas béal March 29, 2009
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They are from a small town in Wakefield and have very loyal fans.
They won the League Leaders Shield in 2017 and play at the Mend-A-Hose-Jungle.
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They are from a small town in Wakefield and have very loyal fans.
They won the League Leaders Shield in 2017 and play at the Mend-A-Hose-Jungle.
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by JRobo17 June 25, 2021
Get the Castleford Tigers mug.Castlepark also known as madmanpark, it is full of gangsters who’ll fuck you up even the garda pigs are afraid to patrol the streets of the Castleparkers
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Tourist: what is this place called
Castleparker: This is Castlepark ya dirty trampy louse now fuck off home before I get ya tore round the road in da morning
Castleparker: This is Castlepark ya dirty trampy louse now fuck off home before I get ya tore round the road in da morning
by Castleparkman January 16, 2020
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