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castlecard by wordbank20 April 2, 2022
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Castlebar
large town in the west of Ireland, famous for its on/off rivalry with neighbouring smaller town Westport.Often simply refered to as "shit-hole" by its younger residents.Castlebar has much to offer visitors including never ending rain and fog, Buckfast and dutch gold partys,and a healthy dose of random violence.On a side note Castlebar has some bizzare simularitys with the fictional town of Silent Hill in that if you go into it you dont come out.
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Castleford
Castleford is a little town in West Yorkshire.
This shitehole is called home by some 40,000 dregs of society, most of whom are blood related and don webbed feet due to the reduced genetic diversity that results from inbreeding (sleeping with ones sibling i.e Sister, Mother, Uncle, Dog, Goat etc).
The main method of transport in and around Castleford is the "push iron", known to everyone else as a bicycle. This mode of transport offers low enviromental impact and can be used by more than one person, simply stop someone riding a "Push Iron", and say "Na then, giz a krog", and voila!
Castleford is also home to the brand Burberry, infamous for it's quality line of "chav" clothing. If you visit Castleford, it will actually explain a lot about why most "chavs" wear burberry scarves around their faces. It is not to conceal their identity, no no, as most people who have been to this town will know, it absolutely stinks wherever you are, if you could imagine what the "Bog of Eternal Stench" in the film Labyrinth was like, i'm guessing it's not far off. The face scarf was designed to reduce the amount of awful odour settling in ones lungs, thus prolonging life!
Crime is also exceptionally high, mainly due to high poverty in the area, but also because when police run DNA tests, it comes back as a positive result for half of the population.
The best thing about Castleford is the M62. It allows you travel from Leeds to Hull without actually stepping foot in Castleford, or interacting with it's towns folk!
This shitehole is called home by some 40,000 dregs of society, most of whom are blood related and don webbed feet due to the reduced genetic diversity that results from inbreeding (sleeping with ones sibling i.e Sister, Mother, Uncle, Dog, Goat etc).
The main method of transport in and around Castleford is the "push iron", known to everyone else as a bicycle. This mode of transport offers low enviromental impact and can be used by more than one person, simply stop someone riding a "Push Iron", and say "Na then, giz a krog", and voila!
Castleford is also home to the brand Burberry, infamous for it's quality line of "chav" clothing. If you visit Castleford, it will actually explain a lot about why most "chavs" wear burberry scarves around their faces. It is not to conceal their identity, no no, as most people who have been to this town will know, it absolutely stinks wherever you are, if you could imagine what the "Bog of Eternal Stench" in the film Labyrinth was like, i'm guessing it's not far off. The face scarf was designed to reduce the amount of awful odour settling in ones lungs, thus prolonging life!
Crime is also exceptionally high, mainly due to high poverty in the area, but also because when police run DNA tests, it comes back as a positive result for half of the population.
The best thing about Castleford is the M62. It allows you travel from Leeds to Hull without actually stepping foot in Castleford, or interacting with it's towns folk!
Mother - "Na then' Roger, as tha sister done beefing about them lads that robbed er push iron?"
Son/Husband - " Nah mother/luv, she's reet upset, we'll ave ta go ta Teggies in Castleford for a new un, that'll stop er being proper radgey I tell thee!"
Son/Husband - " Nah mother/luv, she's reet upset, we'll ave ta go ta Teggies in Castleford for a new un, that'll stop er being proper radgey I tell thee!"
Castleford by CreamDJ October 16, 2008
Castleford
Castleford is a lovely town about 10 miles south of leeds, located in yorkshire, it is home of the castleford tigers, who play in the superleague, and my friend is married to one of the players, the town resides 40,000 people all cool except for one person laura, Castleford is one of the five towns within the metropolitan borough of the City of Wakefield, it is near to pontefract.
Notable people
The sculptor Henry Moore was born in Castleford, the son of a miner; some of his work can be seen at the Yorkshire Sculpture Park at West Bretton.
Sir John Harman, former Chairman of the UK Environment Agency was born in the town.
In the BBC series Who Do You Think You Are? it was revealed that the ancestors of writer and broadcaster Jeremy Clarkson lived in Castleford and ran a factory producing Kilner pottery.
Viz Comic of Newcastle has two contributors from Castleford - Andy Hepworth and Carl Hollingsworth. One of Viz comics main artists is Pontefract's Simon Thorp.
Novelist Peter Robinson was born in Castleford
Notable people
The sculptor Henry Moore was born in Castleford, the son of a miner; some of his work can be seen at the Yorkshire Sculpture Park at West Bretton.
Sir John Harman, former Chairman of the UK Environment Agency was born in the town.
In the BBC series Who Do You Think You Are? it was revealed that the ancestors of writer and broadcaster Jeremy Clarkson lived in Castleford and ran a factory producing Kilner pottery.
Viz Comic of Newcastle has two contributors from Castleford - Andy Hepworth and Carl Hollingsworth. One of Viz comics main artists is Pontefract's Simon Thorp.
Novelist Peter Robinson was born in Castleford
Castleford by rangi chase July 25, 2009
Castlegar
a legend of a place. centre of the universe, just off kilcolgan city. it is often mistaken for its namesake although the castlegar in the suburbs of galway is truly a dump. it is extremely exclusive and so not many people get to live there...simply it is only for the truly cashel natives.
Castlegar by gneas béal March 29, 2009
Castleford Tigers
They play in the Betfred Super League based in England.
They are from a small town in Wakefield and have very loyal fans.
They won the League Leaders Shield in 2017 and play at the Mend-A-Hose-Jungle.
YOU FORDS
They are from a small town in Wakefield and have very loyal fans.
They won the League Leaders Shield in 2017 and play at the Mend-A-Hose-Jungle.
YOU FORDS
Castleford Tigers by JRobo17 June 25, 2021
Castlepark
Castlepark also known as madmanpark, it is full of gangsters who’ll fuck you up even the garda pigs are afraid to patrol the streets of the Castleparkers
C’s up
C’s up
Tourist: what is this place called
Castleparker: This is Castlepark ya dirty trampy louse now fuck off home before I get ya tore round the road in da morning
Castleparker: This is Castlepark ya dirty trampy louse now fuck off home before I get ya tore round the road in da morning
Castlepark by Castleparkman January 16, 2020
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dirrty
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
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2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984
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Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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