by SsTtUu April 28, 2011
Get the carved up mug.Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.
Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"
by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM March 2, 2013
Get the Carved Blumkin- [a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon] mug.To play a practical joke on someone. yet another Bogan saying from the Rugby League loving Australians.
a) Lets send your dad to get his Johnson smoked at the local brothel.
b) OK, but it would be alot funnier if he got smoked by an Asian ladyboy. Even better if he only found out she was a ladyboy after he blew!
a) That would be a carve up.
b) It would be a deadset gee up.
a) true story talk about having to man up.
b) OK, but it would be alot funnier if he got smoked by an Asian ladyboy. Even better if he only found out she was a ladyboy after he blew!
a) That would be a carve up.
b) It would be a deadset gee up.
a) true story talk about having to man up.
by jango fett August 16, 2006
Get the carve up mug.A quote from the will ferrell movie "Blades of Glory". Easily one of the funniest quotes in the movie
by phil atio April 13, 2008
Get the how'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener? mug.by Rickyy January 2, 2009
Get the carve up some butt steak mug.To apply copious amounts of Curve cologne to one’s self and to one’s bros with or without their consent. Especially when occupying the firehouse and you need to catch some good work.
Man, we haven’t had a fire in awhile, we need to get curved up!
We didnt go to any fires this shift, Rock forgot to curve up.
We got curved up and made 2 jobs this shift!
We didnt go to any fires this shift, Rock forgot to curve up.
We got curved up and made 2 jobs this shift!
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