To play a practical joke on someone. yet another Bogan saying from the Rugby League loving Australians.
a) Lets send your dad to get his Johnson smoked at the local brothel.

b) OK, but it would be alot funnier if he got smoked by an Asian ladyboy. Even better if he only found out she was a ladyboy after he blew!

a) That would be a carve up.

b) It would be a deadset gee up.

a) true story talk about having to man up.
by jango fett August 16, 2006
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When a player moves quickly past an opponent during a game of skill.
Todd: Johnny carved up Sebastian the other day.
Ben: Johnny has game bra!
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To excell at something, normally associated with dancing eg: in a club
"Mate you're carving it up"
"carve it up on the dance floor"
by skippy.du August 02, 2006
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