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caroot by Caroot Farmer February 16, 2019
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Carlota
Carlota is the most wild, fun and sweet person that you will ever meet. She can be stubborn, and won't stop an argument until she has made her point, but she is also forgiving and loyal. She is the bravest of her friends, often a daredevil. She ALWAYS knows how to have fun. She's so amazing makes everyone laugh and has so many friends. She's beautiful inside and out. You always wanna see her every morning she makes you happy. You couldn't live without her. Don't lose her, she will ALWAYS be there for you and you can tell her your deepest, darkest secrets because she is completely trustworthy. She is super smart, completely GORGEOUS. She is the best girl to go out with. Carlotas usually have pretty eyes and are extremely funny and sarcastic. She is VERY TICKLISH hehehe. i know a carlota and i don’t EVER want to loose her. if you know one, Never and I mean NEVER let her go!
Carlota by red peacock April 25, 2020
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Carlotta
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet,she is kind and actually gives two shits for that one guy.She is the best girl to go out with.Carlottas usually have pretty eyes and are extremely funny and sarcastic.If you ever get a Carlotta,Never and I mean NEVER let her go!💖
Carlotta by CandyGurl._ May 29, 2016
kakka carrot cake
Kakka Carrot Cake: I'm Kakka Carrot Cake!!
Freezy Pop: ....
Kakka Carrot Cake: I am real super sand!
Freezy Pop: BAH!! Super pooper scoopers are just legend!!
Kakka Carrot Cake: You'll see Freezy Pop, I'm stronger than an ant, if an ant was.... THIS BIG!!
Freezy Pop: ....
Kakka Carrot Cake: I am real super sand!
Freezy Pop: BAH!! Super pooper scoopers are just legend!!
Kakka Carrot Cake: You'll see Freezy Pop, I'm stronger than an ant, if an ant was.... THIS BIG!!
kakka carrot cake by bored9999 December 3, 2013
Wet-carrot
Someone who is beautiful and isnt talented but people tell them they are because they are beautiful.
Wet-carrot by potato-dono November 1, 2010
a carrot in god's potato field
a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.
b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent
b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent
dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.
dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)
dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)
a carrot in god's potato field by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2013
carrot wacker
Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker.
carrot wacker by jjfrey October 15, 2010
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