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The most beautiful girl you will ever meet,she is kind and actually gives two shits for that one guy.She is the best girl to go out with.Carlottas usually have pretty eyes and are extremely funny and sarcastic.If you ever get a Carlotta,Never and I mean NEVER let her go!πŸ’–
Guy 1:Who is that cute chic?
Guy 2:That's Carlotta,she's beautiful isn't she?
Guy 1:Oh hell ya!!
by CandyGurl._ May 29, 2016
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Name for a female, who's parents tried to be creative, but didn't want there child to get bullied later in life.
Also can be used as a name for a toaster.
Carlotta, clean your room!

Dead silence, everyone is sad. Carlottas jokes are really bad.
by Satan's babysitter January 30, 2018
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A pun joke designed to draw attention to the questionable sexuality of a fellow gangsta. A riff on the phrase "Car load of"...
Man 1: Hey man, you know Carlotta?

Man 2: Carlotta?

Man 1 (grabbing his crotch): Carlotta dicks!
by gyroscope1 April 25, 2009
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A pop-rock band from Los Angeles, California, which consists of lead singer Clayton Hawkins, lead guitarist/keyboardist/back-up vocalist Andrew Smith, bassist/back-up vocalist Jarrad Lander, and drummer Matt Baker. Their debut CD is entitled "Out of Love".
Amanda: Carlotta totally rocked out at their concert the other night! They're an amazing bunch of guys!
Ryan: Awesome! I'll definitely check them out!
by CarlottaOutOfLove October 14, 2008
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