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Carlotta 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet,she is kind and actually gives two shits for that one guy.She is the best girl to go out with.Carlottas usually have pretty eyes and are extremely funny and sarcastic.If you ever get a Carlotta,Never and I mean NEVER let her go!💖
Guy 1:Who is that cute chic?
Guy 2:That's Carlotta,she's beautiful isn't she?
Guy 1:Oh hell ya!!
Carlotta by CandyGurl._ May 29, 2016

Carlotta 

I hope you know that every time I tell you to get home safe, stay warm, have a good day, or sleep well what I am really saying is I love you. I love you so damn much that it is starting to steal other words’ meanings.
I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
Carlotta i love you
Your boii George
Carlotta by Newfreezer2k19 February 23, 2019

Carlotta 

The most gorgeous and the most beautiful girl in the world.
"Carlotta, I love you"
~ Andrew
Carlotta by DryBowser2010 May 11, 2011

cuffing the carrott 

Wanking, tossing, or spanking the monkey.
Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.

Carlotta 

Carlotta is the most intelligent and stunning girl you will ever get to know. But I am sorry guys, she is a win for our team 🏳️ 🌈.
Guy 1: Men, that girl is flaming hot.
Guy 2: I am sorry dude but Carlotta's girl told me she's gay.
Guy 1: Seriously dude? Men, what a shame. But good for her.
Carlotta by Gaygirl01 October 25, 2020
Hillbilly 1: In alabama we only eat caroots

Hillbilly 2:Damn strait my caroot is the biggest
caroot by Caroot Farmer February 16, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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