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You are dyslexic and can’t spell “carrot” so spelt it like this and now it is used as your name everywhere. Twitch, Discord, Tiktok, Messages, Switch. Etc.
Woah i would love to have some caroott soup
caroott by Jksksjksks May 26, 2022
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Carlotta 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet,she is kind and actually gives two shits for that one guy.She is the best girl to go out with.Carlottas usually have pretty eyes and are extremely funny and sarcastic.If you ever get a Carlotta,Never and I mean NEVER let her go!💖
Guy 1:Who is that cute chic?
Guy 2:That's Carlotta,she's beautiful isn't she?
Guy 1:Oh hell ya!!
Carlotta by CandyGurl._ May 29, 2016

Carlotta 

I hope you know that every time I tell you to get home safe, stay warm, have a good day, or sleep well what I am really saying is I love you. I love you so damn much that it is starting to steal other words’ meanings.
I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
Carlotta i love you
Your boii George
Carlotta by Newfreezer2k19 February 23, 2019

Carlotta 

The most gorgeous and the most beautiful girl in the world.
"Carlotta, I love you"
~ Andrew
Carlotta by DryBowser2010 May 11, 2011

cuffing the carrott 

Wanking, tossing, or spanking the monkey.
Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.

Carlotta 

Carlotta is the most intelligent and stunning girl you will ever get to know. But I am sorry guys, she is a win for our team 🏳️ 🌈.
Guy 1: Men, that girl is flaming hot.
Guy 2: I am sorry dude but Carlotta's girl told me she's gay.
Guy 1: Seriously dude? Men, what a shame. But good for her.
Carlotta by Gaygirl01 October 25, 2020
Hillbilly 1: In alabama we only eat caroots

Hillbilly 2:Damn strait my caroot is the biggest
caroot by Caroot Farmer February 16, 2019
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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