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carnotaur

A carnivorous dinosaur with bull like horns, and spikes or osteroderms all over its body. It is hort for Carnotaurus.
“Kron! Get the herd outta here! A carnotaur is coming!”

“Dinosaur the animated film did had carnotaurs and so did Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom
by JurassicGodzila92 March 20, 2019
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Carnitarian

A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.

Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.

Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)

Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?

Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.

People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.
Many Americans are carnitarians.

Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.
by Urine Corporation July 21, 2014
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carbotarian

Someone who defies all diet rules and eats only food high in carbohydrates and starch
"I'm a carbotarian. I only eat bread, pasta, cereal, cake, pies, muffins, rice, potatoes, etc."
by Steph & Renee April 28, 2005
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carnetarian

A person who prefers to eat meat. The opposite of a vegetarian.
"Does he want a burger?"
"Of course he does; he's a carnetarian."
by System Folder September 13, 2013
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carrosaur

under-recognized dinosaur.

t-rex were nothing compared to the carrosaur.

the carrosaur was the beast man...

that is, until deborakosaur showed up.

but that's the past.

today, they're friends.

or they're still working on it.
hello deborakosaur

hello carrosaur.

you're looking mean today man.

hey thanks, but you look meaner dude
by deborakosaur May 6, 2010
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carnosaur

1: A two-legged flesh-eating dinosaur.

2: A terrible Jurassic Park cash-in of the same name. The film Carnosaur incredibly managed to spawn two (even worse) sequals.
Don't bother seeing the film Carnosaur unless you're into trashy horror films.
by StormSworder August 31, 2006
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carbotarian

carbotarian, noun. A person whose diet consists mainly of foods high in carbohydrates.
My sister claims to be a vegetarian, but all she eats is bread; she's such a carbotarian.

There were so many carbs in that meal I feel like a carobotarian.

Vegans and vegetarians who don't know how to control their diets will become carbotarians.
by Powerstothepeople July 23, 2013
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