Verb
The act of a person, animal or thing putting semen on a man's beard.
"Phil, tonight I can't wait to share a bottle of wine with you over a romantic chicken dinner then come home and starch that beard so bad you won't be able to get a comb through it for weeks."
A starch is someone that has not yet been assigned a classification. They either are so unique that you cannot possibly classify them, or you just have not figured out a classification for them yet. In summary this stereotype is the same as ramen, but without the "good" part in it.