carbosaur

Carbosaurs – People who overeat carbohydrates. They are usually vegetarians or anyone lingering at the snack machine.

Dinah to Sauron: “Wipe those crumbs from your mouf, you Carbosaur!”
Sauron to Dinah: “Who was attacking the Cheetos and wouldn’t share earlier?! You’re the real Carbosaur, licking your fingers and all.”

Lynne: “Look at my food journal! Sheesh, I’m a Carbosaur!”
Jonas: “Yea, you monster! Raawwrrr!”

by heather acq April 17, 2008

carbosaur

n. A derogatory term for an obese person

"Hey Jimmy check out that carbosaur waiting for the bus!"

by Matt Peterson July 21, 2004

carbotarian

Someone who defies all diet rules and eats only food high in carbohydrates and starch

"I'm a carbotarian. I only eat bread, pasta, cereal, cake, pies, muffins, rice, potatoes, etc."

by Steph & Renee April 28, 2005

carrosaur

under-recognized dinosaur.

t-rex were nothing compared to the carrosaur.

the carrosaur was the beast man...

that is, until deborakosaur showed up.

but that's the past.

today, they're friends.

or they're still working on it.

hello deborakosaur

hello carrosaur.

you're looking mean today man.

hey thanks, but you look meaner dude

by deborakosaur May 6, 2010

Camosaur

A species of dinosaur that has found its way into modern society. This species does not reproduce sexually and instead buds to procreate. Camosaurs are often found playing basketball and searching for pennies. They are capable of controling computer viruses for their own pleasure.

Guy 1: Man did you see that Camosaur rawring??
Guy 2: Yeah, I think he just got a virus!

by hunal February 3, 2010

carnosaur

1: A two-legged flesh-eating dinosaur.

2: A terrible Jurassic Park cash-in of the same name. The film Carnosaur incredibly managed to spawn two (even worse) sequals.

Don't bother seeing the film Carnosaur unless you're into trashy horror films.

by StormSworder August 31, 2006

carbotarian

carbotarian, noun. A person whose diet consists mainly of foods high in carbohydrates.

My sister claims to be a vegetarian, but all she eats is bread; she's such a carbotarian.

There were so many carbs in that meal I feel like a carobotarian.

Vegans and vegetarians who don't know how to control their diets will become carbotarians.

by Powerstothepeople July 23, 2013