carbosaur

Carbosaurs – People who overeat carbohydrates. They are usually vegetarians or anyone lingering at the snack machine.

Dinah to Sauron: “Wipe those crumbs from your mouf, you Carbosaur!”
Sauron to Dinah: “Who was attacking the Cheetos and wouldn’t share earlier?! You’re the real Carbosaur, licking your fingers and all.”

Lynne: “Look at my food journal! Sheesh, I’m a Carbosaur!”
Jonas: “Yea, you monster! Raawwrrr!”