carbotarian

Someone who defies all diet rules and eats only food high in carbohydrates and starch

"I'm a carbotarian. I only eat bread, pasta, cereal, cake, pies, muffins, rice, potatoes, etc."

by Steph & Renee April 28, 2005

carbotarian

carbotarian, noun. A person whose diet consists mainly of foods high in carbohydrates.

My sister claims to be a vegetarian, but all she eats is bread; she's such a carbotarian.

There were so many carbs in that meal I feel like a carobotarian.

Vegans and vegetarians who don't know how to control their diets will become carbotarians.

by Powerstothepeople July 23, 2013

Carbotarian

New age youngsters (or elders) who claim to be vegetarians, but actually don't eat vegetables at all, or meat, obviously. Their diet consist of usually one food group...carbohydrates which includes the fruit they actually do eat.

The girl next door told me she was a vegetarian, so I offered her some fresh veggies, "she replied "oh I don't eat vegetables or meat." I clarified and said then you are a carbotarian?"

by ElleKay RN June 26, 2017

Carbotarian

A very unhealthy lifestyle in which someone claims they are vegan or vegetarian but only consumes bread, cheese, pasta, and other carbohydrate rich food items and hardly ever consumes vegtables and other protein rich vegetarian foods such as tofu and beans

Female: I’m so fucking fat and I switched to the vegetarian lifestyle to loose this weight

Male: Your a carbotarian honey not a vegetarian all I see is you scarfing your face with pizza and pasta I never see you ratings salads or veggie burgers

Female: But I cut out meat isn’t that supposed to help

Male: Your fucking stupid, cutting out meat helps but you also gotta cut back your carbs as well for the results try some veggie burgers and tofu and maybe a salad it’ll help

by GayCloud August 3, 2018

Carnitarian

A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.

Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.

Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)

Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?

Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.

People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.

Many Americans are carnitarians.

Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.

by Urine Corporation July 21, 2014

carbatarian

A person who is vegetarian, yet dislikes most vegetables. Therefore eating mostly carbohydrates.

Jen never eats meat or vegetables. She mostly eats desserts, pasta, bread, and other carbohydrates. She's such a carbatarian

by Thalia8 January 5, 2014

carnetarian

A person who prefers to eat meat. The opposite of a vegetarian.

"Does he want a burger?"
"Of course he does; he's a carnetarian."

by System Folder September 13, 2013