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Paulie Carbone 

Shit was SO cash.
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's during elementary, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

RIP Paulie Carbone
Paulie Carbone by Oversiiiiiight October 23, 2008

Grant Cardone 

A 60 year old former heroine addict who after recovery become a hectamillioanre selling houses ,condos , apartments, sales courses along with literally hundreds of other items to low income business owners. He generally sees himself as a the head of his 10X cult in which he pushes all persons to increase all quantities of activities in their lives by 10 with the exception of how much money they give him which he order an increase of by 100 fold.
"You can fake a Lamborghini and a Yacht but you can't fake a private jet" - Grant Cardone.
Grant Cardone by Santiago Cantu December 17, 2018

Trevor Cardone 

Lead singer/screamer of the "band' Pacific Skyline. He is a "scene kid' that dropped out of beauty school and can not take criticism. He bases his band's success on how many likes they get on facebook, which result from the constant whoring of themselves everywhere. He claims that his band is "the best on the coast" and that the band will get them somewhere and has been saying this for years. The only I place I see them going is nowhere fast. The band has only played one live show and got boo'd off the stage, but still claim these things. He has no job, is always bumming off of people, and says that Haters do not phase him, but if you post anything negative/disagreeing/criticizing about his band you get block forever on facebook. Basically, he needs to grow up, stop thinking this band will make him famous, and get a life. His name can be used in instances where you are in a situation facing something/one you don't like so you run away from the problem. You can use his last name if his full name does not work.
Man, if you don't stop hating on me I'm going to 'Trevor Cardone' you!

I'm popular because I 'Cardone myself everywhere.

Carbonese 

Pasta dish Invented by a Swedish super dad who was ”less” (tired) of making (and eating) pasta carbonara every damn day. So one day he made them bolognese and the kids complained. As the super human he is he made them carbonara but mixed in bolognese (fuck traditions!) Shut up and eat kids! and man did they eat…
Any idea what I should make for dinner?
Carbonese is always a good choice!
Carbonese by Stefanatic August 29, 2021

Reverse carmone 

An Olympic position in the bedroom, typically when a guy does a full split then fucks the girl in the ass
Some hoe was neckin me on all night so I gave her the reverse Carmone
Being lonely due to the never ending Carona virus.
Biden said there's nothing he can do about the virus, so I guess we will be trapped inside for another caronely year.
Caronely by qb603 February 1, 2021
Word of the Day on February 13, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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