carboneing

The act of meeting random broads and nailing them with force, typical done by a carbone.

Dude I toataly forgot about study group, sorry I was carboneing .

by Not carbone June 19, 2017

carboxing

The act of driving around whilst smoking weed because your neighbors are fucking nosy.

"We can't smoke here, it's derp country"
"Get your keys, we're going carboxing"
"PRAISED BE HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE!"

by LtColonelCheeba May 26, 2011

carlongings

The random shit that you keep in your car.

The red umbrella is in my trunk with all of my carlongings.

by TheHVACguy February 22, 2022

Carboning

When a senior chronically dates girls of a lower age bracket or transgender people of a significantly higher age bracket.

Mooseknuckle had a chronic addiction to carboning freshmen and sophomores.

by Jamesk4 February 9, 2026

carbanging

auto erotica (pleasuring ones self)

dude you took forever in the shower .
i know i was carbanging.

by unclefm November 6, 2009

Carsoning

In honor of Ben Carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.

I have a bad knack of carsoning, I've fallen asleep on my wife the last four times.

by snasa July 4, 2016

Carsoning it

Code for jorkin it. Usually mid-call, mid-chat, or mid-life crisis. Known to occur with 0 shame and a lot of moaning.

“Don’t join the call, he’s Carsoning it again.”
“Bro vanished for 5 mins and came back sweating — definitely Carsoning it.”

by sirhecker May 14, 2025