Carbonese 

Pasta dish Invented by a Swedish super dad who was ”less” (tired) of making (and eating) pasta carbonara every damn day. So one day he made them bolognese and the kids complained. As the super human he is he made them carbonara but mixed in bolognese (fuck traditions!) Shut up and eat kids! and man did they eat…

Any idea what I should make for dinner?
Carbonese is always a good choice!

Carbonese by Stefanatic August 29, 2021

Cartinese 

Cartinese is a great language Playboi Carti invented.

“What do you think of that boy? He thic right?”
Nig u sus s fkc mn. Lke fcus o bs mn

“Fuck you man, you speaking Cartinese again? Fuck that”
Nig wtch wht u syin. Crtnse s t ril shi

“I can’t understand a word. Speak english”
Sht fak ap. ei b sptn

“Nigga you’re not carti.”

Cartinese by Prf a Nig unvsty September 23, 2020

cartinese 

The language of Playboi Carti

friend: “Yo you speak cartinese?”
me: “£€¥!!!¥££¥¥£££!!!”

cartinese by fuckingrard03 January 9, 2019

cartinese 

The language of musical and lyrical god Playboi Carti. Only the most advanced individuals can speak and understand this language.

Friend: Yo bro, wya?
Me: *speaking cartinese* !omw/* ok ! / * slaTT

cartinese by theretardthatyoulove January 16, 2019

Cartinese 

Evidence of this language was first documented in Tyler the Creators single, “EARFQUAKE” from IGOR 2019.
What the fuck is Carti saying.

~Cartinese transcript~

“lyngabaderoi

longifuhbounoi

neetnatfuhmylauh
imitefuhmylau
yotegosehtmeup!
bitgonsetmeup!
imwityleyuh!
heridlikedacash
andshewicked
likewoahvicky
ohmygod!
diminatimini

slimeyup”

Cartinese by soggycrackers June 14, 2019

Cartinese 

Playboi Carti's unique language that isn't easy to learn.

Cartinese is like this:

director: "hit me up with that stuff!"
carti: "theywanabecrae" (from the song Kid Cudi)

Cartinese by CartineseBoy June 2, 2019

Carbonite Filter 

Carbon/carbonite filters are used for all sorts of purification. Lately, carbonite filters have been used on bongs. The smoke goes through the carbonite rock, removing carcinogens and other toxins, but not removing the THC. This means you won't cough as much. Regular carbon filters are replaced, while the built in Carbonite brand ones can be cleaned and maintained. It doesn't magically make more THC in your smoke, like the other definition suggests.

Stoner 1: Dude, I love this carbonite filter. It's better than my old ROOR ash catcher!
Stoner 2: Yeah man, just keep it clean.

Carbonite Filter by glass420lover May 7, 2011