The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.
A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.
Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."
"Carbona" Noun: A household cleaning agent popularized by the Ramones that it can be used for huffing in the song "Carbona Not Glue". Huffing is the reason many people are so stupid. Dont Huff. The company sued the Ramones for use of their name, ironically they are now a very small company and almost totally obsolete.
Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."