by mrpauldavidson April 29, 2016
Empty can of beer. Seldom found alone, it prefers the company of other 'empties' and has even been known to socialise with other brands.
1) Where do I put my empty?
2) Throw your fuckin empties out the window
3) Throw your empties on Mick's lawn when we drive past..heheheheheh
2) Throw your fuckin empties out the window
3) Throw your empties on Mick's lawn when we drive past..heheheheheh
by Berserker December 09, 2004
A feeling of no emotion
by Rising demon August 31, 2015
My breasts are empty. Like two empty socks dangling beneath my clavicle
Someone has let the air out of these balloons for sure
Someone has let the air out of these balloons for sure
by Working Class Hero January 09, 2021
when someone has their house to themselves due to their parents being on holiday etc. usually resulting in parties, booze, drugs, clunge and the occasional 'mad cunt' who turns up just to cause trouble by 1. stealing your microwave or 2. shitting in your kettle
by mad cunt1 February 22, 2011
When someone trying to get money from an ATM thinks there is something wrong with the machine and repeatetly tries swiping his card but in reality he is broke
A friend calling me on the phone:
"dude, where are you? there are tons of hot chicks at this party!
me:
"sorry, I am stuck behind some douche at the ATM, I don't think he realizes he is AT-Empty
"dude, where are you? there are tons of hot chicks at this party!
me:
"sorry, I am stuck behind some douche at the ATM, I don't think he realizes he is AT-Empty
by hutt083 February 05, 2011
The feeling, or rather the lack of it that one wishes to fulfill but can never/most of the time seem to get it right.
OR
By the common standards of this website (AKA sexual references everywhere) when you are having a great wank and you feel so f*cking good but the moment after you orgasm, everything is gone (Quite literally).
OR
By the common standards of this website (AKA sexual references everywhere) when you are having a great wank and you feel so f*cking good but the moment after you orgasm, everything is gone (Quite literally).
1Taken from the song Uzbekistan by The Sound of Animals Fighting:
They're defecting us
They're extracting us
The world owes me nothing, it's given me a great deal
Is this emptiness part of being human?
2Dan decided that instead of joining his colleagues on a Saturday night, he'd spend his time on his room wanking instead.
As soon as he hit ctrl + shift + n, he typed directly on the browser's url bar the key words: "Kelly Divine anal" and proceeded to produce a monologue whilst touching his genitals.
"-OMG, she's too hot, holy shit, holy fuck, hooooooooooooooooooooooooly...... oh"
After ejaculating, all the temporary excitement seemed to vanish as Dan withered in a strange lack of all the good feelings he was experimenting.
Is this emptiness part of being human?
They're defecting us
They're extracting us
The world owes me nothing, it's given me a great deal
Is this emptiness part of being human?
2Dan decided that instead of joining his colleagues on a Saturday night, he'd spend his time on his room wanking instead.
As soon as he hit ctrl + shift + n, he typed directly on the browser's url bar the key words: "Kelly Divine anal" and proceeded to produce a monologue whilst touching his genitals.
"-OMG, she's too hot, holy shit, holy fuck, hooooooooooooooooooooooooly...... oh"
After ejaculating, all the temporary excitement seemed to vanish as Dan withered in a strange lack of all the good feelings he was experimenting.
Is this emptiness part of being human?
by Silent Fuck February 11, 2015