An empty house, i.e. parents are away. Ideal situation for a house party.
Sam: "You got an empty this weekend?"
David: "Yeah, having a massive party."
by mrpauldavidson April 29, 2016
Empty can of beer. Seldom found alone, it prefers the company of other 'empties' and has even been known to socialise with other brands.
1) Where do I put my empty?
2) Throw your fuckin empties out the window
3) Throw your empties on Mick's lawn when we drive past..heheheheheh
by Berserker December 9, 2004
My breasts are empty. Like two empty socks dangling beneath my clavicle

Someone has let the air out of these balloons for sure
My tits are so empty, soft and floppy
by Working Class Hero January 9, 2021
When something unfortunate has happened to someone, or they have to do something they would rather not, it leaves them with a sense of internal emptiness as a result.
They are just really fucken pissed off.
Eddies' got the mass empties, he woke up and realised someone had stolen his darts. Empties for Eddie.
Some nights people lay in bed alone feeling emptiness
by Rising demon August 31, 2015
when someone has their house to themselves due to their parents being on holiday etc. usually resulting in parties, booze, drugs, clunge and the occasional 'mad cunt' who turns up just to cause trouble by 1. stealing your microwave or 2. shitting in your kettle
wee davie has an empty this weekend, plenty of booze, burds and it'll be full of mad cunts!!
by mad cunt1 February 22, 2011
When someone trying to get money from an ATM thinks there is something wrong with the machine and repeatetly tries swiping his card but in reality he is broke
A friend calling me on the phone:
"dude, where are you? there are tons of hot chicks at this party!
"sorry, I am stuck behind some douche at the ATM, I don't think he realizes he is AT-Empty
by hutt083 February 5, 2011