carbnista

Carbs that are girls
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That's a carbnista! Wow, a carbnista.

by Lolpeoplerbussen October 3, 2021

carnist

people who think they are funny when they say the most unoriginal jokes about vegans. Like wtf why do you think you're funny.

"How do you know someone's vegan? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"no one laughed from that Mr. Carnist💀"

by teneab July 22, 2023

Carnitarian

A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.

Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.

Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)

Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?

Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.

People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.

Many Americans are carnitarians.

Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.

by Urine Corporation July 21, 2014

Cabronista

A person who is a cabron among other cabrons. A family of cabrons have many cabronistas, in the friendly sense. When no one is any better than his or her friend.

My cabronistas and I are going to McDonalds to have pie.

by Nico Naco May 1, 2004

carnitas

One of the most traditional Mexican dishes, it's basically pieces of pork shoulder fried in a mixture of lard and Mexican Coca-Cola, and mixed w/ orange juice, lime peels, onions, and bay leaves. The meat is crispy on the outside and juicy and tender on the inside. It is usually served w/ yellow rice, refried black beans, corn tortillas, and pickled onions, and a salsa verde is served on the side as well.

Today I went to the taqueria for lunch and had some carnitas. They were really delicious.

by Lazy Gringo January 17, 2011

cardista

A person who lives and breathes for the RPGs and card games.

ITA: "Mi sta sul cazzo quel fottuto cardista!"
ENG: "I hate that fuckin' geek!"

by [moji] November 4, 2006

carnist

A name coined by vegans to refer to meat eaters. Where veganism is the philosophy that humans aren't better than animals and shouldn't be exploited, carnism is the philosophy that animals are inferior to humans and it's fine to eat them, test on them, use them for entertainment and the like.

"I'm really sad about how sea world is exploiting orcas."
"Stupid animals don't even know what's happening to them. Why should we care about animals? Pfft. Animals."
"Carnist."
"Vegan."

by arblagarbpenguins February 26, 2015