carbs

Those things in food that make you fat.

I can't have any carbs, they'll make me fat.

by ChrMicCar May 27, 2009

Carbs

a drunkin achoholic guy who hates his life.

drunkin ginny carbs.....a passive aggressive comedian

by trone89 May 5, 2011

Carbs and Tiktok

The modern English translation of the Latin phrase panem et circences

You stupid Gen z'er panem et circences doesn't mean bread and circuses, it means carbs and Tiktok today.

by Uncle Dimma October 23, 2023

Cognizant Carbs

When you feel guilty about all the carbs you’ve been eating so your subconscious starts to ascribe human characteristics to all types of bread products in an effort to make you less inclined to eat them . This happens to such a degree that you begin to believe that bread is actually a living entity with moral qualms about being consumed. It starts as a case of Pareidolia(seeing faces in unusual places). When the carbs in your life become cognizant it is not uncommon to see your muffin smiling at you or corn bread frowning in disgust. They stare at you and you stare back. You look with longing, while they gaze back in judgement. Before too long your explaining to your family that you haven’t eaten the waffles sitting out on the table because they have a rich backstory and kids at home that can’t get by without them.

Dean: I only did Keto for a week before I binged on a dozen Krispy Kreme’s. That last one didn’t appreciate it much.
Sam: Last one? Last donut?
Dean: Yeah, you could tell he was pissed?
Sam: Dude, those are cognizant carbs. The guilt got to you.

by Darren Besert May 6, 2018

verbal carbs

Adding filler words & phrases to make what is being said sound more important.

Someone uttering useless sayings like, "At the end of the day ..., " "In reality ... , " & "To be honest with you ..." is guilty of serving verbal carbs.

by NCdubmixer September 13, 2011

Concentration Carbs

The amount of food consumed during a lengthened period of studying, usually baked goods, sandwiches and any food easily procured or served in proximity to the library. This usually results in a gain in weight.

Ah man i put on a few kilos last week, such a bad habit eating all those Concentration Carbs whilst studying.

by ChunderMonkey February 19, 2013

bust my carbs

almost always used in the negative form of: do NOT bust my carbs.

to bust one's carbs is to be taken out of one's element; to be taken down a notch; to have one's (natural) high be ruined.

Most likely originated as a backlash to the Atkin's craze. Carbohydrates are actually a GOOD thing. So if someone "busts" them, that would be bad.

"i was chillin out at the spot when that annoying dood came in. He definitely busted my carbs"

"c'mon dood, don't bust my carbs"

by ediddy July 24, 2008