carnitas 

One of the most traditional Mexican dishes, it's basically pieces of pork shoulder fried in a mixture of lard and Mexican Coca-Cola, and mixed w/ orange juice, lime peels, onions, and bay leaves. The meat is crispy on the outside and juicy and tender on the inside. It is usually served w/ yellow rice, refried black beans, corn tortillas, and pickled onions, and a salsa verde is served on the side as well.

Today I went to the taqueria for lunch and had some carnitas. They were really delicious.

carnitas by Lazy Gringo January 17, 2011

Carnitas 

A Hispanic Carny

We were at the carnival the other day and all of the rides were ran by carnitas.

Carnitas by ScottB1 May 21, 2009

Carnitas 

The mexican mans private parts such as meat in English instead carnitas in Spanish

Just let me finish beating my carnitas my girl didn't finish the job

Carnitas by Gtg6ix9ine May 18, 2018

Doritos Carnitas 

Combining the classic American tortilla chip and jerkyed meat to make one delicious and complete meal.

Want to come over to my dorm tonight? We're having Doritos Carnitas.

Doritos Carnitas by eggmeat June 11, 2006

Carnitarian 

A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.

Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.

Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)

Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?

Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.

People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.

Many Americans are carnitarians.

Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.

Carnitarian by Urine Corporation July 21, 2014

caritas

a word literally meaning eternal love, unconditional love, God's love. It is a place, a philosophy, that makes people bond. you share about you, and you listen to others. It is the best place in the world. It is the closest to heaven I have ever been.

before caritas:
kid 1: hey can I play with you guys?
kid 2: EW NO WAY!!!
kid 1: :(


after
kid 1: can I play with you guys?
kid 2: yeah sure! we would love ypu to play.

caritas by monnigibbo September 28, 2008

Carnita 

Beautiful and loving. Sometimes Carnita is stubborn and believes in her own ways and not others but means no harm, only love and believes her ways strongly. Carnita graces everyone she is around with her beauty and Intelligence. She needs to be loved strongly and she will serve you for life.

Guy: this girl I didn't know started talking to me and told me everything will be just fine

Guys Friend: oh wow you probably met Carnita

Carnita by JayTay00 November 23, 2021