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Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.
Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.
Fecal Carbonation by theaman97 November 25, 2013
people who think they are funny when they say the most unoriginal jokes about vegans. Like wtf why do you think you're funny.
"How do you know someone's vegan? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"no one laughed from that Mr. Carnist💀"
carnist by teneab July 22, 2023

Carbonite Filter 

Carbon/carbonite filters are used for all sorts of purification. Lately, carbonite filters have been used on bongs. The smoke goes through the carbonite rock, removing carcinogens and other toxins, but not removing the THC. This means you won't cough as much. Regular carbon filters are replaced, while the built in Carbonite brand ones can be cleaned and maintained. It doesn't magically make more THC in your smoke, like the other definition suggests.
Stoner 1: Dude, I love this carbonite filter. It's better than my old ROOR ash catcher!
Stoner 2: Yeah man, just keep it clean.

Carbonation Heart 

When one chugs a carbonated drink to fast thus causing pain in the chest.
Matt: Ah dude! I drank my soda to fast and now I got bad carbonation heart.
Alex: Dude that sucks!
Carbonation Heart by IcePhreak October 22, 2014

Zen Carsonism 

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”

Carbonize 

To smoke a waterpipe with zeal.
We've been carbonizing tobacco all night.
Lets carbonize this shit.
Carbonize by Adeptus Carbonarum January 22, 2009