Carbonist

A Physical being made of carbon and energy with no supernatural soul who lives as part of the natural ecosystem

A Carbonist person is without soul or religion

Carbonist by Adelaide Victoria June 8, 2026

Carbonist

Someone with utter disgust towards AI generated slop (clankerslop). To them it's a machine wearing a person's voice around like it earned it. And every time some sloppy bot paragraph gets praised they die a little, because it means the fake stuff is winning and most people can't even tell.

"He's such a carbonist he found one AI line in the pitch deck and killed the deal. Won't work with anyone who lets a bot talk for them."

"She's a carbonist too. Two sentences in, she smells the slop, and you can watch her face go cold."

Carbonist by theyakshaver.dev June 22, 2026

Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.

Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.

Fecal Carbonation by theaman97 November 25, 2013

carnist 

people who think they are funny when they say the most unoriginal jokes about vegans. Like wtf why do you think you're funny.

"How do you know someone's vegan? Don't worry they'll tell you"
"no one laughed from that Mr. Carnist💀"

carnist by teneab July 22, 2023

Carbonite Filter 

Carbon/carbonite filters are used for all sorts of purification. Lately, carbonite filters have been used on bongs. The smoke goes through the carbonite rock, removing carcinogens and other toxins, but not removing the THC. This means you won't cough as much. Regular carbon filters are replaced, while the built in Carbonite brand ones can be cleaned and maintained. It doesn't magically make more THC in your smoke, like the other definition suggests.

Stoner 1: Dude, I love this carbonite filter. It's better than my old ROOR ash catcher!
Stoner 2: Yeah man, just keep it clean.

Carbonite Filter by glass420lover May 7, 2011

Carbonation Heart 

When one chugs a carbonated drink to fast thus causing pain in the chest.

Matt: Ah dude! I drank my soda to fast and now I got bad carbonation heart.
Alex: Dude that sucks!

Carbonation Heart by IcePhreak October 22, 2014

Zen Carsonism 

Accomplishment of something through inactivity

Getting mugged, but then the guy gets arrested. “I knew it would work out in the end because of Zen Carsonism.”

Zen Carsonism by Aress Carol Emjee January 8, 2019