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cannitarian

somebody who is a vegetarion yet eats people
that cannitarian is not aloud to eat beef yet she dined upon her neighbor.
by Andreina Correl May 27, 2007
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Carnitarian

A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.

Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.

Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)

Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?

Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.

People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.
Many Americans are carnitarians.

Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.
by Urine Corporation July 21, 2014
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carnetarian

A person who prefers to eat meat. The opposite of a vegetarian.
"Does he want a burger?"
"Of course he does; he's a carnetarian."
by System Folder September 13, 2013
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cuntitarian

Someone who only licks and eats pussy. They feast on cunts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (and especially dessert).
There was tons of food at the party, but Ryan was a cuntitarian so he ate Laura's vagina instead.
by SkllzMstrX March 20, 2012
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Canatarian

a person whose main source of sustenance is obtained from a can
Ann gets all her meals from a can. she is a canatarian
by IHEY8U May 24, 2008
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Carnivarian

Someone who insists on only eating meat and does not give a crap about political correctness, by all those flatulent vegetarians.

Will only eat vegetables providing there is a side of cow/fish/chicken associated with it, or they will be deeply offended about the lack consideration shown by vegetarians who insist on omitting meat from a regular meal
Will you go to a vegetarian restaurant ? No I am a Carnivarian and must eat meat with my meals.
by giuliocc June 10, 2009
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Carnivarian

Opposite/Nemesis of the Vegetarian. A meat and potatoes sort with lust for multiple meats stacked and launched into their gullets at rage force.
Oh, no lettuce, tomato or onion on my bacon swiss burger dip please.... I'm a Carnivarian.
by Donkey Hodey February 23, 2011
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