Candytarian 

Candytarian: Noun. Used to describe a person who labels themself as a vegetarian, but actually only eats candy and carbs. Candytarians strictly prohibit vegetables.

OMG, that girl is a vegetarian but she's fat anyways... she must be a candytarian.

Candytarian by cellisting February 17, 2010

Candytarian 

The diet of being fat

My family Candytarian

Candytarian by 45qq;dlAS lkrneF ;KWM;lwsdASF June 7, 2018

Candarian stalagmite 

A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.

It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.

Candarian stalagmite by Puppychup August 8, 2019

Canatarian 

a person whose main source of sustenance is obtained from a can

Ann gets all her meals from a can. she is a canatarian

Canatarian by IHEY8U May 24, 2008

cannitarian 

somebody who is a vegetarion yet eats people

that cannitarian is not aloud to eat beef yet she dined upon her neighbor.

cannitarian by Andreina Correl May 27, 2007

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019