Candytarian 

Candytarian: Noun. Used to describe a person who labels themself as a vegetarian, but actually only eats candy and carbs. Candytarians strictly prohibit vegetables.

OMG, that girl is a vegetarian but she's fat anyways... she must be a candytarian.

Candytarian by cellisting February 17, 2010

Candytarian 

The diet of being fat

My family Candytarian

Candytarian by 45qq;dlAS lkrneF ;KWM;lwsdASF June 7, 2018

Candarian stalagmite 

A turd dilivered from a human anoose inside of a cave that stands proud and erect rising from the cave floor pointing towards the ceiling. The Candarian stalagmite has a remarkable resemblance to a regular stelagmite.

It is good fun to drop a Candarian stalagmite and have it discovered and examined by unsuspecting spelunkers.

Candarian stalagmite by Puppychup August 8, 2019

Canatarian 

a person whose main source of sustenance is obtained from a can

Ann gets all her meals from a can. she is a canatarian

Canatarian by IHEY8U May 24, 2008

cannitarian 

somebody who is a vegetarion yet eats people

that cannitarian is not aloud to eat beef yet she dined upon her neighbor.

cannitarian by Andreina Correl May 27, 2007