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Carnivarian

Someone who insists on only eating meat and does not give a crap about political correctness, by all those flatulent vegetarians.

Will only eat vegetables providing there is a side of cow/fish/chicken associated with it, or they will be deeply offended about the lack consideration shown by vegetarians who insist on omitting meat from a regular meal
Will you go to a vegetarian restaurant ? No I am a Carnivarian and must eat meat with my meals.
by giuliocc June 10, 2009
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Carnivarian

Opposite/Nemesis of the Vegetarian. A meat and potatoes sort with lust for multiple meats stacked and launched into their gullets at rage force.
Oh, no lettuce, tomato or onion on my bacon swiss burger dip please.... I'm a Carnivarian.
by Donkey Hodey February 23, 2011
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Carnivarian

The opposite of a pescatarian/vegetarian. Either someone who eats meat, but not fish; or doesn't eat vegetables.
Person 1: Do you want some salad?
Person 2: Sorry I'm carnivarian.
Person 1: You mean carnivore?
Person 2: No, carnivarian.
Person 1: What's that?
Person 2: The opposite of a vegetarian.
by AReallyRandomDude October 5, 2021
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Carnitarian

A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.

Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.

Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)

Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?

Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.

People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.
Many Americans are carnitarians.

Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.
by Urine Corporation July 21, 2014
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carnivegrian

noun

Is a person who consumes meat, however refrains from consume the meat of those animals which display signs of possessing emotions such as:

intelligence, joy, tenderness, care and sadness
" one who refrains from eating the meat of Sheep, Rabbits, Pigs, GuneaPigs, Cows, Dolphins and Whales etc. is a carnivegrian".

Those animals which a carnivegrian perceived as proper for consumption are:

"Chicken and all other forms of birds which hold chicken like mental attributes, also all forms of fish".
by Baron Neville October 20, 2016
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carnetarian

A person who prefers to eat meat. The opposite of a vegetarian.
"Does he want a burger?"
"Of course he does; he's a carnetarian."
by System Folder September 13, 2013
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Calivarianusamian

A unnecessarily long word that is another way of saying the leader of a group of medieval guards.
The calivarianusamian raised his sword.
by Kitnight June 7, 2022
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