catitarian 

One who cares about cats welfare

He is a true catitarian for saving that cat from drowning.

catitarian by Felinanthropist September 15, 2019

catiaria 

Biggest masochist you know

Greyson :Damn that Joey guy really likes me hitting him
Leffie : Oh he's a big catiaria

catiaria by Brainful March 19, 2021

Carnitarian 

A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.

Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.

Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)

Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?

Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.

People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.

Many Americans are carnitarians.

Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.

Carnitarian by Urine Corporation July 21, 2014

Crapitarian

An individual whose dietary restrictions are only crap food i.e.: junk food, fast food, greasy food. Crapitarians have little regard for the health of their own bodies and, subsequently, have very limited "foods" that they can/will eat.

It is amazing how Ross is still living, considering how much of a hardcore crapitarian he is. The guy eats KFC double-downs for breakfast!

Crapitarian by rory.scollard October 7, 2012

cutetarian 

Way of live in which a person does not eat "cute" animals

I'm a cutetarian, therefore I don't eat rabbits

cutetarian by JPKL May 24, 2008

cuntitarian 

Someone who only licks and eats pussy. They feast on cunts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (and especially dessert).

There was tons of food at the party, but Ryan was a cuntitarian so he ate Laura's vagina instead.

cuntitarian by SkllzMstrX March 20, 2012

Canatarian 

a person whose main source of sustenance is obtained from a can

Ann gets all her meals from a can. she is a canatarian

Canatarian by IHEY8U May 24, 2008