Cranitarian 

One who lives off of a diet of brain juices.

My diet? I'm a cranitarian; I don't eat solid foods.

Cranitarian by Aileil Taliesin April 19, 2023

Carnitarian 

A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.

Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.

Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)

Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?

Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.

People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.

Many Americans are carnitarians.

Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.

Carnitarian by Urine Corporation July 21, 2014

carnetarian 

A person who prefers to eat meat. The opposite of a vegetarian.

"Does he want a burger?"
"Of course he does; he's a carnetarian."

carnetarian by System Folder September 13, 2013

Crapitarian

An individual whose dietary restrictions are only crap food i.e.: junk food, fast food, greasy food. Crapitarians have little regard for the health of their own bodies and, subsequently, have very limited "foods" that they can/will eat.

It is amazing how Ross is still living, considering how much of a hardcore crapitarian he is. The guy eats KFC double-downs for breakfast!

Crapitarian by rory.scollard October 7, 2012

crapetarian 

A person who lives on a diet of mostly junk food. Their diet includes ice cream, cookies, diet soft drinks, and candy bars; it excludes poultry, meat, and fish, but some crapetarians eat dairy {lactocrapetarians}, eggs {ovocrapetarians} or both {ovolactocrapetarians}. Motivations include, but are not limited to ethics, parental defiance, garbology and health.

Hope tried to convert me into a vegetarian but she is really a crapetarian. We had pizza, ice cream, chips and soda for lunch.

crapetarian by Hoover Kidd June 25, 2010

Crabetarian 

A vegetarian that also eats crab meat

Ella is a crabetarian. She used to be a vegetarian but now she also eats crab meat.

Crabetarian by Ella e August 6, 2020

Canatarian 

a person whose main source of sustenance is obtained from a can

Ann gets all her meals from a can. she is a canatarian

Canatarian by IHEY8U May 24, 2008