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Extra delusional girl who ignores red flags that can be seen in a man. Most likely will follow trends seen on the internet. Also a HUGE gossip fanatic. Has a future man in each room she is in.
student: woah! shes cute! does she have a man?
friend: she has multiple, shes a cameil
student: ahh of course
cameil by Trustttt February 23, 2024
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hung like a camel 

A penis so large that it relates to the size of a camel's. Commonly used by arabian people.
Girl One: Girl, that arabian guy has a 9" penis.
Girl Two: Yeah, he's hung like a camel.
hung like a camel by A-RabMan April 22, 2016
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Camellama 

Camellama- a hybrid that is a result of the unfortunate event of a camel and llama meeting outside of a bouncy house; this animal is attracted to lower intellect organisms... particularly those from San Diego; naturally a talented cook camellamas make the best baked beans in the world.
I stumbled across a camellama today and I think I'm in love. She would put Bushes' Baked Beans to shame!
Camellama by hondagal December 16, 2011

Camel Toad 

The Camel Toad (incilius camelus) is a toad species found in the Great Plains region of The United States. It is well known for its ability to exude toxins from glands within its skin that have psychoactive properties.

Contemporary reports indicate that cameltenin-containing toad toxins have been used as a street drug; that is, as a supposed aphrodisiac, ingested orally in the form of ch’an su, and as a psychedelic, by smoking or orally ingesting Camel Toad secretion or dried skins.

During hot and dry weather, Camel Toads will seek out water and can often be found at local rivers and pools.
Let's go down to the pool to scout out some camel toads.
Camel Toad by Blippee July 12, 2023

Mustafa Camel Analtürk

Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey without forgetting his tireless efforts in humanitarian work when the Ottoman Empire was already in decline, for instance he took good care of Assyrians and Greeks and of course, nullified the Armenian genocide trials right from the start because no such a thing had ever happened, it was just a lamentable misunderstanding due to the fact that every year the turkey as a species suffers genocide just before Thanksgiving because of murderous infidels - just ask another honest humanist Reset Kebab Erdoğan about it, he knows that it wasn't the first large-scale genocide in the 20th century as foreigners falsely claim, or like journalist Hrant Dink claimed, also the majority of Turks know this truth but unfortunately ignorant foreigners do not.
"Mustafa Camel Analtürk is the national hero of the Turks and the founder of the Republic of Turkey."

Cameltop 

(Verb, Noun)
Firstly, fly to Peru using the ticket with the shrubbery bush. Drive to Mancos, Peru and in apartment number 208, there is a box with the location of a gypsy tribe. Go to the address and obtain the gypsy named Frank. You must lure him with the shrubbery bush. Once the gypsy is close enough, corner him, knock him out and duct tape him, then throw him in the van. The gypsy will give you the location of the camel costume used to cameltop, and the location of where to do it in Egypt. Fly to Egypt, with the bitch. Go to the location and you find the camel costume, and the camel with three humps. The final part involves roofieing both the camel AND the girl, who should wear the camel costume, or else either one will become aware of what they are about to do. The camel will see the girl in the camel costume, and will proceed to mount the girl, and mate. Next drink the 5 gallons to simulate a camel, and DP the girl with the camel. Then fly back to your home, change your name because what you have done is illegal in 48 and 1/2 states and 147 countries, and punishable by death in Thailand and Indonesia.
You: yo man while cameltopping her last night I accidentally touched the camels balls.
Other guy: dude that's disgusting.
You: Keep it on the DL.
Cameltop by XCFL August 19, 2011

chocolate camel 

When a lass shits in her hands and smears it all over her tits. The male then places his nob between the lass' tits and gets a tit wank.
I was at Heskey's house and this fat lass gave me a proper good chocolate camel.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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