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Cameltop 

(Verb, Noun)
Firstly, fly to Peru using the ticket with the shrubbery bush. Drive to Mancos, Peru and in apartment number 208, there is a box with the location of a gypsy tribe. Go to the address and obtain the gypsy named Frank. You must lure him with the shrubbery bush. Once the gypsy is close enough, corner him, knock him out and duct tape him, then throw him in the van. The gypsy will give you the location of the camel costume used to cameltop, and the location of where to do it in Egypt. Fly to Egypt, with the bitch. Go to the location and you find the camel costume, and the camel with three humps. The final part involves roofieing both the camel AND the girl, who should wear the camel costume, or else either one will become aware of what they are about to do. The camel will see the girl in the camel costume, and will proceed to mount the girl, and mate. Next drink the 5 gallons to simulate a camel, and DP the girl with the camel. Then fly back to your home, change your name because what you have done is illegal in 48 and 1/2 states and 147 countries, and punishable by death in Thailand and Indonesia.
You: yo man while cameltopping her last night I accidentally touched the camels balls.
Other guy: dude that's disgusting.
You: Keep it on the DL.
Cameltop by XCFL August 19, 2011
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cameltoe nappy 

Those jeans are so tight and ass so big it looks like a cameltoe with a nappy on.
Some girls love tight jeans to show off their sexy curves. Others like to show off their cameltoe nappy.

Cameltoe nappy is not acceptable.

Bald patch, gappy and cameltoe nappy.
cameltoe nappy by 888 dot com June 25, 2015

cameltoesis 

Having or being afflicted with a cameltoe.
Damn! That girl got some Cameltoesis!
cameltoesis by Festerius October 2, 2003

Cameltown 

Having 3 or more cameltoes(or camel toes) in a particular area. Usually at a track meet, a swim meet, or beach party.
Fred: Dang man, were you at the track meet?
Joe: Yeah its fucking cameltown in there!
Cameltown by N-arch May 1, 2009

Cameltosis 

When a person has been eating pussy and their breath stinks.
(guy 1) "Dude! You got major Cameltosis... Have a breathmint!"

(guy 2) "sorry man, I picked up this bar-whore and she was dirty as shit."
Cameltosis by Sinful Divinity October 2, 2012

cameltoe slide 

To have a women on top of you naked sliding her cameltoe across your cock.
cameltoe slide by reddog October 23, 2004

cameltosis 

Derived from the Oral condition of bad breath - Halitosis - a condition of having fetid breath. Cameltosis is the same condition of the vagina, having fetid, funk of the Camel Toe
Damn dude, that bitch had some kickin' cameltosis.
cameltosis by Dave January 21, 2005
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