calsag 

A very disgusting cargo channel in the south side of Chicago. Normally used to refer to a woman's va-jay-jay if it isn't necessarily the cleanest

Damn bro, I tried to pipe her but I never thought that she woulda had a calsag. Shit was awful, had her walk home after that.

calsag by Untracker October 28, 2020

john o'callaghan 

(the sex god of all sex gods), John O'Callaghan is an Arizona native and is the lead singer of indie-rock band, The Maine.
A.K.A John Ohhh

Laura: I saw The Maine last night and they were amazing.

Grace: Wait did you see John O'Callaghan?

Laura: Yeah I got a picture too

*Laura pulls out phone and shows picture*

*Both girls fall over*

john o'callaghan by lookingformisery February 12, 2014

Calzagne 

A lasagne in a calzone.

Some say it's the original forgotten dish that the Roman emperors used to eat before a battle, but was broken down 2 separate dishes, as most common men couldn't handle the full beast due certain factors (ingredients, money, stomach size or lack of ambition).

It's a 2 sharing dish that consists of a full lasagne being inserted into a calzone. All ingredients of both dishes fully intact.

Ideally eaten before or after a night of heavy drinking, as it's quite the calorie bomb.
Great additions are salami and/or jalapeno peppers, as well as garlic sauce.

Oh no, I've got a big night ahead and I'm not sure if I'll be able for it...
- Don't worry, a calzagne should do it.
Waiter, one calzagne to share please!
- Extra salami and jalapenos?
Obvs... And some garlic sauce on top. Thanks

Calzagne by bonkje October 28, 2017

calmage

Another form of British slang, similar to the term ‘calm’, used when agreeing or giving permission for something to be done, like consent. Calmage is the alternate phrasing, ending with age, pronounced ‘calm-idge’

‘Hey man, I need to go out to buy some Frosties, can you make my bed’
‘Calmage’
‘Cheers’

calmage by James wookong February 22, 2021

Callaghan

Carrying out desperate but successful last minute actions

Bankruptcy loomed, but we Callaghaned the deal.

Callaghan by Evil G April 9, 2009

Calmageddon 

World peace brought about by pacifist administrations of east and west occupying office simultaneously

A state of Calmageddon would be as catastrophic to defense industry billionaires as the biblical Armageddon would be to the rest of humanity

Calmageddon by will6691 September 4, 2017

calmagog 

Calmagog is the name of the god of the spontaneous, invoked to excuse a bad idea or meaningless action.

larry: hey bob why are you giving rocks to random children?
bob: calmagog!

calmagog by steve man mcgee February 8, 2022