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A very disgusting cargo channel in the south side of Chicago. Normally used to refer to a woman's va-jay-jay if it isn't necessarily the cleanest
Damn bro, I tried to pipe her but I never thought that she woulda had a calsag. Shit was awful, had her walk home after that.
calsag by Untracker October 28, 2020
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john o'callaghan 

(the sex god of all sex gods), John O'Callaghan is an Arizona native and is the lead singer of indie-rock band, The Maine.
A.K.A John Ohhh
Laura: I saw The Maine last night and they were amazing.

Grace: Wait did you see John O'Callaghan?

Laura: Yeah I got a picture too

*Laura pulls out phone and shows picture*

*Both girls fall over*
john o'callaghan by lookingformisery February 12, 2014
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Calzagne 

A lasagne in a calzone.

Some say it's the original forgotten dish that the Roman emperors used to eat before a battle, but was broken down 2 separate dishes, as most common men couldn't handle the full beast due certain factors (ingredients, money, stomach size or lack of ambition).

It's a 2 sharing dish that consists of a full lasagne being inserted into a calzone. All ingredients of both dishes fully intact.

Ideally eaten before or after a night of heavy drinking, as it's quite the calorie bomb.
Great additions are salami and/or jalapeno peppers, as well as garlic sauce.
Oh no, I've got a big night ahead and I'm not sure if I'll be able for it...
- Don't worry, a calzagne should do it.
Waiter, one calzagne to share please!
- Extra salami and jalapenos?
Obvs... And some garlic sauce on top. Thanks
Calzagne by bonkje October 28, 2017
Another form of British slang, similar to the term ‘calm’, used when agreeing or giving permission for something to be done, like consent. Calmage is the alternate phrasing, ending with age, pronounced ‘calm-idge’
Hey man, I need to go out to buy some Frosties, can you make my bed’
‘Calmage’
Cheers
calmage by James wookong February 22, 2021
Carrying out desperate but successful last minute actions
Bankruptcy loomed, but we Callaghaned the deal.
Callaghan by Evil G April 9, 2009

Calmageddon 

World peace brought about by pacifist administrations of east and west occupying office simultaneously
A state of Calmageddon would be as catastrophic to defense industry billionaires as the biblical Armageddon would be to the rest of humanity
Calmageddon by will6691 September 4, 2017

calmagog 

Calmagog is the name of the god of the spontaneous, invoked to excuse a bad idea or meaningless action.
larry: hey bob why are you giving rocks to random children?
bob: calmagog!
calmagog by steve man mcgee February 8, 2022
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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