Calagulate 

Off food

What are you going to do with these chips , it’s going to calagulate in here

Calagulate by Ballah February 6, 2021

Coagulate 

Whatever the fuck you want it to be

"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"

"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"

Coagulate by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016

Calculated 

When someone does something really cool that took an outrageous amount of luck or effort. Sometimes it takes lots of planning.

Dude 1: I'm going to make this basket from 100 feet away!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!

Calculated by prismajas May 30, 2018

Clapulate 

To engage in unprotected intercourse with a person whose sexual history is unclear.

"Did you clapulate with that woman from the bar last night? One of these days your penis is just going to burst into flames."

Clapulate by cowboythecat December 19, 2008

calculated punctuation 

The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.

The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.

calculated punctuation by Cory A. M. April 14, 2008

coragulate 

To express false joy or acknowledgment, as for the achievement or good fortune of (another), when one is secretly jealous of the good fortune.

The second place runner coragulated the woman who won the race.

coragulate by Donn Bialik January 5, 2009

Caligulite 

1. One who habitually partakes in perverse orgies.

2. Mimicking Roman Emperor Caligula.

"After a weekend of drunken, drug-fueled orgies, he became known as a caligulite."

Caligulite by ragephene September 11, 2011