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Calagulate by Ballah February 6, 2021
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Coagulate
"Yo dude I just coagulated all over the place!"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"
"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"
"Jonathan how'd you coagulate on your shoe?"
"I'm boutta coagulate the shit outta that bitch"
Coagulate by Sean freaking con November 14, 2016
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Calculated
When someone does something really cool that took an outrageous amount of luck or effort. Sometimes it takes lots of planning.
Dude 1: I'm going to make this basket from 100 feet away!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!
Dude 2: Shit, can you really?
*Dude 1 makes the shot*
Dude 2: Shit Dude! That throw was calculated!
Calculated by prismajas May 30, 2018
Clapulate
"Did you clapulate with that woman from the bar last night? One of these days your penis is just going to burst into flames."
Clapulate by cowboythecat December 19, 2008
calculated punctuation
The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.
The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.
calculated punctuation by Cory A. M. April 14, 2008
coragulate
To express false joy or acknowledgment, as for the achievement or good fortune of (another), when one is secretly jealous of the good fortune.
coragulate by Donn Bialik January 5, 2009