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callaghaned

Get someone else to do your work.
I went into his office and he callaghaned me with his reports.
callaghaned by billm November 25, 2010
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john o'callaghan 

(the sex god of all sex gods), John O'Callaghan is an Arizona native and is the lead singer of indie-rock band, The Maine.
A.K.A John Ohhh
Laura: I saw The Maine last night and they were amazing.

Grace: Wait did you see John O'Callaghan?

Laura: Yeah I got a picture too

*Laura pulls out phone and shows picture*

*Both girls fall over*
john o'callaghan by lookingformisery February 12, 2014
Carrying out desperate but successful last minute actions
Bankruptcy loomed, but we Callaghaned the deal.
Callaghan by Evil G April 9, 2009

callahands 

a hottie, likes lactose, lactose intolerant.

pronouns: she/they
has a crystal obsession
“have you heard of callahands?” “no shut up bitch. and please stop asking me these things.”

Callaghaning

A person who likes to cry over the small things in life for no reason.
Dude! Did you see Gavin yesterday? He Callaghaning again over his penis
Callaghaning by 12inchesofme January 30, 2016

The Callaghan Clap 

Originated by the man, the myth, the legend, Bill Callaghan. The Clap is what Bill uses to signify that the drink is on him at the wonderful JJ Bubbles. If you're not paying attention, Bill will wait and start to get angry that you're not acknowledging him, or he will simply give you the "Air Clap" from a distance.
We're going to Bubbles and hopefully the Callaghan Clap is in full effect.
The Callaghan Clap by Ridge March 5, 2005

Nolan O’Callaghan 

Ring leader of 3 idiots
Look at those 3 dumbasses
Yeah which one do you think is the Nolan O’Callaghan?
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