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Calzagne 

A lasagne in a calzone.

Some say it's the original forgotten dish that the Roman emperors used to eat before a battle, but was broken down 2 separate dishes, as most common men couldn't handle the full beast due certain factors (ingredients, money, stomach size or lack of ambition).

It's a 2 sharing dish that consists of a full lasagne being inserted into a calzone. All ingredients of both dishes fully intact.

Ideally eaten before or after a night of heavy drinking, as it's quite the calorie bomb.
Great additions are salami and/or jalapeno peppers, as well as garlic sauce.
Oh no, I've got a big night ahead and I'm not sure if I'll be able for it...
- Don't worry, a calzagne should do it.
Waiter, one calzagne to share please!
- Extra salami and jalapenos?
Obvs... And some garlic sauce on top. Thanks
Calzagne by bonkje October 28, 2017
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Joe Calzaghe 

The best british boxer ever and the the best super middleweight ever. He is from Cwmbran, south wales. He has 43 fights, 43 wins with 32 coming from the way of knockout. His fighting stance is southpaw.
Bernard hopkins: Theres no f'ing way im fighting Joe calzaghe, he's the best boxer ever!
Joe Calzaghe by RichCwm October 20, 2007
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Joe Calzaghe 

The undefeated Legend Killer, Sir Joe Calzaghe(born 23/3/72) is a retired Welsh Boxer. Over the years, Sir Joe amassed a 46-0 record, beating names like Chris Eubank, Bernard Hopkins, Roy Jones Jr, Mikkel Kessler & many more. The Legend Killer is widely recognised as the greatest British boxer of all time, and would be recognised as one of the best the world has ever seen were it not for the fact that those Yanks haters simply don't like the fact that he whooped their boys Nard & Roy.
Calzaghe held the WBO Super Middleweight title for over 10 years, before vacating to move up to the Light Heavyweight Division, where he also enjoyed much success.
Sir Joe announced his retirement on the 5th February 2009, becoming one of the few world champion boxers in history to retire undefeated.
This Joe Calzaghe really is something else, forget about your Bernard Hopkins', forget about your Roy Jones', The Legend Killer has beaten them all and proven that he, without doubt is the best in the world

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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