1) A cagey courtesy laugh
2) someone who makes a habit of retelling someone else's jokes and almost always fucks up the punchline
2) someone who makes a habit of retelling someone else's jokes and almost always fucks up the punchline
1) Guy tells a joke to two friends. One laughs and the other doesn't find it funny at all.
Guy 1: tells the joke.
Guy2: "hahahahaha"
Guy3: looks on in disbelief and exclaims: "you're such a fucking calagar - that's fucking funny?
2) "third fucking time tonight - this fucking calagar! Shut the fuck up already!
Guy 1: tells the joke.
Guy2: "hahahahaha"
Guy3: looks on in disbelief and exclaims: "you're such a fucking calagar - that's fucking funny?
2) "third fucking time tonight - this fucking calagar! Shut the fuck up already!
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However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
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In 2009, Calgary Transit introduced a parking charge that effectively raised the cost to use public transit by over 70%. This was done during the worst economic times the city had seen in almost a century.
In 2009, Calgary Transit introduced a parking charge that effectively raised the cost to use public transit by over 70%. This was done during the worst economic times the city had seen in almost a century.
1) After Joey fell and knocked himself out, I totally pulled a Calgary Transit and took his wallet.
2) The day my room mate told me he lost his job, I CT'd for the $50 he owed me.
2) The day my room mate told me he lost his job, I CT'd for the $50 he owed me.
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Get the busaba calamari mug.Marneus Calgar lifted the dead Lictor's head, and roared to his bretheren; "In the name of The Emperor and the great Primarch Roboute Guilliman, look upon the severed head of your enemy. They will die!"
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