Calagar

1) A cagey courtesy laugh
2) someone who makes a habit of retelling someone else's jokes and almost always fucks up the punchline

1) Guy tells a joke to two friends. One laughs and the other doesn't find it funny at all.

Guy 1: tells the joke.
Guy2: "hahahahaha"
Guy3: looks on in disbelief and exclaims: "you're such a fucking calagar - that's fucking funny?

2) "third fucking time tonight - this fucking calagar! Shut the fuck up already!

Calagar by Rolee January 6, 2017

Calamari Cock Ring 

A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.

However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.

Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?

Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.

Person 1: Oh, shit.

Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.

Person 1: As in?

Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.

Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.

Calamari Cock Ring by Airbar August 7, 2018

Calamari Cocktail 

When a woman gets to fucking around and takes a shot of alcohol out of the man’s foreskin.

“Calamari Cocktails should be a regular service at Hooters - you know, some nice lookin 21 year old bartender pours a shot in your foreskin just for another smoke shot decides to rip a shot off your cock. Sounds fucking sweet!”

#SaveTheForeskin!

Calamari Cocktail by Isl-96 February 9, 2023

Calgary Transit 

To afflict unnecessary pain. To kick someone when they are down.

In 2009, Calgary Transit introduced a parking charge that effectively raised the cost to use public transit by over 70%. This was done during the worst economic times the city had seen in almost a century.

1) After Joey fell and knocked himself out, I totally pulled a Calgary Transit and took his wallet.

2) The day my room mate told me he lost his job, I CT'd for the $50 he owed me.

Calgary Transit by Flames1989 April 24, 2009

Calgariyadh 

A slang term for the Canadian city of Calgary, Alberta (name combined with Riyadh, Saudi Arabia), due to the large growing population of Arab/Islamic people, especially in the Northeast. (Similar to Vancouver as "Hongcouver")

There are so many people from the Middle East living in Calgary now, let's call it Calgariyadh!

Calgariyadh by SpockTheEwok May 3, 2013

busaba calamari 

Signature dish of the Busaba Eathai chain in UK.

An order of busaba calamari.

busaba calamari by Thomas Galetta October 15, 2008

Marneus Calgar 

Chapter Master of the Ultramarines Chapter of Space Marines in the Warhammer 40,000 setting.

Marneus Calgar lifted the dead Lictor's head, and roared to his bretheren; "In the name of The Emperor and the great Primarch Roboute Guilliman, look upon the severed head of your enemy. They will die!"

Marneus Calgar by Vehementi Dominus August 4, 2007