calec

A weird ship from super weird people of the mortal instruments series who ship Clary and Alec.

Person 1- I ship calec
Me- WTF is wrong with you, Alec is gay.

by CrimsonBlazes January 18, 2022

Congressional Calculator

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.

"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

Calculus

Sorcery devised by Isaac Newton, one of the most prestigious and powerful sorcerers in the world.

The degree of a Calculus major higher than a Ph.D is a Doctorate of Sorcery (S.d)

When you need help in Calculus class you should look to your Sorcerer's Assistant for help.

by CalcS.d March 19, 2011

Tensor Calculus

Dysphemism, to have sex.

Bob and Lisa were doing tensor calculus last night. They were annoyingly noisy.

by Kitsune Of Doom November 29, 2006

calculusly

sneakingly, strategically, hidden agenda

She calculusly volunteered to do the shorter drive on Saturday so that her friend would have to do the longer drive the next day.

by Franjenn Thunder December 4, 2018

Calculus

legalized torture

The prisoners at Guantanamo Bay were subject to Calculus.

Subjecting people to Calculus should be considered a crime against humanity.

by nousernameidea October 3, 2013

Calculust

a strong sexual desire for math

He spent all night doing integrals and he derived great pleasure from doing so. He must have calculust!

by estarfania April 23, 2011