calecrate 

When your friend is trying to type celebrate but chooses to ignore the errors in their spelling

Wooowwww!!!!!!! Yes guys!!!! Amazing! Let’s calecrate

calecrate by Erlich June 24, 2024

calibrate 

phrase a criticism in a way that keeps you out of trouble

President Obama wishes he had "calibrated" his criticism of the Cambridge Police Department, so that he hadn't come under so much heat for the way he phrased it originally.

calibrate by MalibuGA July 27, 2009

celebrate our differences 

an "anti-racism" video that contains racist jokes

American kid: we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to China*
Chinese people: ching chong ching chong ching, ching chong ching chong chong
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Africa*
African people: ooga booga du ooga booga duh
we've got to celebrate our differences

*goes to Mexico*
Mexican people: nacho taco chimichanga

American kid: because its beautiful when the whole world sings together
African person: ooga booga do booga do ooga donga
Chinese person: Ching ching chong ching chong
Mexican person: taco nacho nacho taco taco burrito

celebrate our differences by ooga booga do, ooga booga dong December 1, 2021

Cashcrate.com 

A wonderful website whose only request is that you give them all of your information and then they give you 75 cents

Jim: Yeah, I just made $1.50 on Cashcrate.com. All I had to do was give my social security number to various random websites! YIPPEE!!!

Cashcrate.com by SpaceMouse April 18, 2010

Camerateur 

A Person who is clearly an amateur walking around with a point and shoot camera. Acting like he/she is a top notch Photographer.

Look at the creepy douche bag demanding those hot chicks at the bar strike a pose for him, oh good one of them finally kicked him in the nuts. What a Camerateur.

Camerateur by moves like hajjar November 17, 2011

celebrate 

to be really looking forward to seeing your friend again

"i'm delighted at the thought of seeing you again after all this time. our first encounter was promising, like nothing i had felt before and i know i was tense with expectations. our ways parted and i hated you for a bit but i didnt let that get the best of me. can't we just celebrate the strange ways in which we move? we've had enough being put down.
🖤

celebrate by Krkič April 21, 2019

celebrate 

to live and love life in the face of death

"hey, If we survive this giant wave of sickness, i want to spend my time with you and celebrate life because i love you!"

celebrate by Krkič March 14, 2020