calculata 

what twins Paul and Aiden wanted more than anything for Christmas.

(from an SNL sketch starring John Malkovich.)

Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Are we getting a calculata? I'm gonna add so many numbas.

calculata by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd February 14, 2009

Calcutta Custodian 

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl

I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian

Calcutta Custodian by jrky February 10, 2009

Congressional Calculator 

The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.

"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."

Congressional Calculator by dirtykurty September 8, 2010

Calcutta Meat Pie 

Giving a rim job to a leper.

In order to forget he had munged his ex, Bob joined the Peace Corp and eventually found himself giving a Calcutta Meat Pie.

Calcutta Meat Pie by Duck Duck Gross May 26, 2009

Calcumalator 

Calculating-machine/device.
Yes this is just a silly way to say calculator.
Use this version if you want to sound cute or funny.

Hey... could you pass me that Calcumalator?

Calcumalator by slutypackage February 1, 2008

Prince of Calcutta 

Privileged stock. Commonly refers to Ben Hersey.

He is a hard working individual with connections to the famous Adelaide ‘Hersey’ clan, which includes both a second Ben & Brad. In the mid ‘naughties’ Brad fell tired of the pressure associated with the public standing of his second name. He split from the majority of the Hersey group and along with younger brother Ben began a life of VL commodores, West End Draught and ACDC.

Ben Hersey, of the privileged variety then disowned this section of the family. He has strong ties to the Prince on Calcutta and is often referred to amongst his esteemed colleagues as The Prince of Calcutta. This is not only due to his personal ties with the Prince, but also his amazingly similar physical attributes.

Wow, that guy in the Rolls Royce is such a Prince of Calcutta.

Wow that Prince of Calcutta is such a Ben Hersey.

Prince of Calcutta by makavalei July 30, 2012

Calculatrix 

noun.

A dominatrix with a background in mathematics, finance or economics. Or, one who says mathematical formulae to her captive partner for the purpose of sexual arousal.

Jude: "I thought my boyfriend Art was normal, but these days he's freaky and wants me to be a calculatrix in bed!

Calculatrix by Luc Samatas September 23, 2009