58 definitions by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd

UD Editor: Reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, reject, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm reject, reject reject, reject, reject. HEY THERE'S ONE -- PUBLISH! Reject, reject, reject, reject...

Other Person: What are you doing?

UD Editor: Panning for gold.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 13, 2007
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what twins Paul and Aiden wanted more than anything for Christmas.

(from an SNL sketch starring John Malkovich.)
Ma. Ma. Ma. Ma. Are we getting a calculata? I'm gonna add so many numbas.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd February 13, 2009
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a corporate conspiracy to further addict the hapless masses to crappy, fat-laden food.
Dude #1: Want to go for fourthmeal? I feel like some Mexican food.

Dude #2: No, I don't do everything the TV tells me to. I think I'll have a salad. Besides, if you think you're going to get Mexican food at Taco Bell, you deserve what you get.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd June 9, 2007
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sometimes used as a war cry, for example when saving women from attack by demons outside abortion clinics.
Bethany: Aaaahhhhhhh!
Stygians: Wtf?
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd March 8, 2008
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something Ross on Friends says too much. Rachel said, let's take a break, so Ross boinked Chole, the punk girl from the copy center. He and Rachel immediately made-up, but when she found out about the boinking, she was pissed.

Ross spent the next four years or so saying, "WE WERE ON A BREAK!"
She wants me to take responsibility for everything that went wrong in our relationship. I mean she goes on for five pages about, about how I was unfaithful to her! "Well...WE WERE ON A BREAK!"
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 10, 2007
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