calculater
calculater by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016
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calculater
Thought normally thought of as something you use to do math (calculatOr), calculater can be used at the end of an instant messaging conversation instead of culater (see you later).
calculater by ElementNineteen January 7, 2007
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Congressional Calculator
The Congressional Calculator is much like Obamanomics, it's calculations that don't add up in the real world yet people buy into strictly based on the source of the info. The Congressional Calculator is used anytime things don't quite add up but fits the agenda du jour. It's like adding 2+2 and getting minus 4 billion.
"Great news! Government Healthcare just passed which should decrease the deficit by about 2 Trillion!!" "ah, I love the Congressional Calculator, I'm gonna go buy a new 'vette."
Congressional Calculator by dirtykurty September 8, 2010
Calculatrix
noun.
A dominatrix with a background in mathematics, finance or economics. Or, one who says mathematical formulae to her captive partner for the purpose of sexual arousal.
A dominatrix with a background in mathematics, finance or economics. Or, one who says mathematical formulae to her captive partner for the purpose of sexual arousal.
Jude: "I thought my boyfriend Art was normal, but these days he's freaky and wants me to be a calculatrix in bed!
Calculatrix by Luc Samatas September 23, 2009
Sicilian calculator
Sicilian calculator by blackrazr November 2, 2006
Calculating bitch
Calculating bitch by Stan0033 May 6, 2018
according to my calculations
"According to my calculations, the square root of all finite numbers is equivalent to yada yada yada"
according to my calculations by Hitterdog November 20, 2015
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